Squirting (Female Ejaculations)  

imLadyBambi 58M/50F
1308 posts
4/13/2006 6:42 pm

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Squirting (Female Ejaculations)

Welcome to our bedroom…

When a woman ejaculates (squirts), it’s the most intense form of an orgasm. As such, one would thing that squirting is always great. Unfortunately, there are drawbacks.

Yesterday, Mr. Bambi and I wanted a little noon time quickie. We quickly shed our clothes and hopped into bed. As we proceeded past foreplay and into intercourse, we had to pause to get some towels to absorb the juices that would inevitably gush out of me. That’s when I realized that squirting can be a “pain in the ass.”

If I had squirted, I would have needed to cleanse myself (sometimes I can shoot the juices all the way down my leg). That takes time and without a shower or bath, I never feel clean. If I don’t squirt, I feel cheated out of a good orgasm because I’ve become accustomed to these intense orgasms.

Perhaps, what I’m trying to say is that in situations such as this, there is always a downside if a woman is a squirter. My question to you is: Am I just whining over a “non-problem” or do I have a valid point? Your honest input would be appreciated.

Lady Bambi

rm_KirkVW44m 54M
688 posts
4/14/2006 4:28 am


I see it as a non-problem so squirt away on my body or my face or whatever else you want to soak me down with your love juices. Guess the question you have to ask yourself what you want more. Do you want your body to totally explode with pleasure for lunch or worry about being a little messy?

If you came into my office durning my lunch and i threw you on the desk at lunch and rode you like a wild man to orgasm do you honestly think i would worry a whole lot about being a little sticky from your squirting ? Might have to wipe my desk off but oh well lol Hell i could clean you with my tongue real quick if need be couldn't i?

Just how i see it dear and we could both fool around in the shower when we got off work if we were sticky and get real clean .. Squirt all you like it turns me as a man on to no end. It shows me i'm treating you so right! Thanks for getting me worked up before i'm half way through my morning coffee

Have a wonderful day!


bigdaddie2955 61M

4/14/2006 7:42 am

Well,,Sweetie,,,,,,,My lover gets so hot and has such intense orgasms that she squirts all the way down to the end of the bed,and if I'm eating her she squirts on my face,and causes me to blow the biggest and most cum that I have ever experienced,Don't be dismayed,that you are so blessed to be able to squirt,it should be a hot experiance for you and your mate.I wished me and my lover could see you squirt in person,I know it would be a turn on for both of us.

expatbrit49 62M

4/14/2006 8:15 am

lol what a problem to have

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

imLadyBambi 58M/50F

4/14/2006 2:05 pm

Big Daddy,

Livingston??? Every once in a while we get up that way. Hmmm, we could have the start of better things to cum!

Thanks for the comment.

bedroomice2003 43M

4/14/2006 11:36 pm

I can imagine that the chore of cleanup or the worry about cleanup can take some of the fun and spontaneity out of your adventures. It's such a rare gift for a woman to squirt, to have such intense orgasms, that I don't think either of you should really worry about it too much, but it is easy to see your point.

Tell you what, I'll happily do your laundry and bring you plenty of fresh towels if you'll let me watch. I'd probably make a mess of my own.

rm_JoeyD1214 59M
398 posts
4/15/2006 8:40 am

Kind of like the billionare that gets frustrated at having so much money to spend. Consider yourself lucky to be able to experience those squirting orgasms! Many ladies would love to be able to release this way!

AtomicKisss 58M

4/15/2006 8:47 pm

To be blessed like that and you still complain? You whine! lol

nostrings691964 52M
10 posts
6/24/2006 2:03 am

sit on my face and cream and i will swallow the lot then lick you clean, yummmm

7 posts
6/26/2006 4:53 pm

My x-fiancee would get so wet she'd leave a big spot in the crotch of her jeans when I'd finger her, but she didn't squirt. I'd LOVE to experience that.

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