My Most Humiliating Moment  

imLadyBambi 58M/50F
1308 posts
5/31/2006 7:25 am

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6/10/2006 11:32 pm

My Most Humiliating Moment


Welcome to our bedroom...

We had gone to a local bar. In the bar was a well mannered gentleman from out of town. Having nothing better to do but drink, we invited him back to our home to drink and watch us have sex.

We told him that he could get as close as he wanted as long as he did not touch me. He understood the rules and agreed to them. As we were getting undressed, Mr. Bambi asked him if he had ever seen a woman squirt. The man said, "No" and Mr. Bambi told him that he would be in for a real treat./:>

Apparently, this "guarantee" that I would squirt put just enough pressure on me to give me a case of performance anxiety. Mr. Bambi fingered me; I came but I did not squirt. Mr. Bambi ate me; I came but I did not squirt. Then he fingered my anus - nothing happened.

At a loss for what to do, Mr. Bambi went down on me again. This time he exerted considerable pressure on my clit. The tongue pressure combined with the flickering movement caused me to cum really hard. In doing so, I shit myself! Yes, right there in plain view of Mr. Bambi and a stranger was the turd that I had laid.

Totally embarrassed, I ran and locked myself in the bathroom. What else could I do? What I had just accidentally done was sick and gross not to mention humiliating. However, there was a nugget of humor - the expression on the stranger's face was precious! He was sickened by the sight, he looked like he had to vomit, yet he felt compelled to keep looking at the turd!

What was a funny or embarrassing moment for you?

Lady Bambi

sexymamma662003 31F

5/31/2006 11:58 am

oh no you poor thing i cant help but laugh but feel so bad for you at the same time.

~sexy~


rm_KirkVW44m 55M
688 posts
5/31/2006 2:19 pm

Total loss of bodily control Go Mr B! I understand your embarrassment Lady B


lightswitch1963 69M/53F

5/31/2006 5:04 pm

Well, we had a couple here for sex, but the woman was so aggressive that Mr.L could not get an erection. I have never seen that happen before. I feel for you, I have made Mr. L stop when I felt a fart coming on. You are so brave to tell people, my hearts out to you. By the way, Bambi is the perfect name for you, you are such a dear.


rm_leegs56 55M

5/31/2006 6:36 pm

hang in there...you are very brave to let people know about this

bounce back!!!


Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
5/31/2006 8:21 pm

What an experience!!! I would have ran off to the bathroom too you poor sweetheart! Oh my gosh! Embarrassing moment for me? Hmmmm...Once in a hot tub I was hoping to have sex with this man I had such a crush on. He was older by at least 20 years - I always dated older men back then - who knows why. Anyway, I think I was around 21/22 and I tried to be so sophisticated and went under water to suck cock. Before I could even start I ended up choking, swallowing water, turning purple and throwing up water and dinner on the poor man I was so trying to impress. After that nothing happened. Not as impressive as your experience, but I was so embarrassed all the same. Yikes!

Whisper...


waerlookin4fun 50M/46F

5/31/2006 9:25 pm

I don't even know what to say, that must have been terribly embarrassing....I don't really have any embarrassing moments to share that I can think of


shniffles 34F

5/31/2006 11:10 pm

I don't have any embarrassing bedroom moments, but I feel for you. You are so awesome to come out and tell it to the world like that. Rock on!!!

Love ya later,

Shniffles


bedroomice2003 44M

6/1/2006 10:38 am

I had a similar experience with an old girlfriend of mine. It was just a little spot and she was totally mortified, but I felt honored to have brought her that much pleasure to have lost all control and wasn't embarrassed at all. It helps that we were a couple and have been together enough to see every side of each other. We were so intimate already that it just wasn't an issue.

My most embarrassing moments, in retropect aren't all that embarrassing. I've had the occasional "male dysfunction" at times when it was completely the wrong time, but I look at each experience as a blessing, no matter how it ends up. At the very least a learning experience.

Ian


MOfunNOWWOW 55F

6/1/2006 12:19 pm

I am not gonna laugh but say YOU DEAR LADY got to be the REALEST thang here! Big ups and MOLOVE for ya! Whoops and oh well! You go gurl! {=}


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


dreamkitty63 47F

6/1/2006 5:54 pm

My most embarassing moment had to be when i was about 16, i was over at this guys house, he was 23 but still lived with his parents. WEll here we are in his room going at it, thinking his parents were gonna be gone for awhile, and all of the sudden his dad comes walking in, yep, he heard what was going on and needless to say that put an end to it. Then after i got dressed i had to go out on the deck to get my purse, just so happened that his mom was sitting at the table that i left my purse on, what to say?!.........i was mortified and i never went back


dreamkitty63 47F

6/1/2006 5:59 pm

My most embarassing moment had to be when i was about 16, i was over at this guys house, he was 23 but still lived with his parents. WEll here we are in his room going at it, thinking his parents were gonna be gone for awhile, and all of the sudden his dad comes walking in, yep, he heard what was going on and needless to say that put an end to it. Then after i got dressed i had to go out on the deck to get my purse, just so happened that his mom was sitting at the table that i left my purse on, what to say?!.........i was mortified and i never went back. Poor you, i feel for you. I also left an ooopsie when i was giving birth to my first child....poor nurses lol


bulging_boy 49M

6/10/2006 3:47 am

LOL That's fucking hilarious!


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