MY Deep Throat Technique  

imLadyBambi 58M/50F
1308 posts
6/10/2006 2:58 pm

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MY Deep Throat Technique


Although there are many methods to successfully deep throat a man, I find the TBSA method -"Tongue, Breathing, Speed, Angle" to be most effective. To use my technique, follow these instructions:

First, go to the bathroom, open your mouth wide, and look at the back of your throat. Do you see that "punching bag" (uvula) hanging from the center of your throat? It's the "punching bag" that causes you to gag. Your gag reflexes are heightened whenever the bottom of it comes in quick contact with the tongue.

As you are looking in the mirror, work your tongue muscles so that the back of your tongue is depressed (moves downward). In order to do this, you might have to make a slight "U" shape with your tongue.

Now, with your mouth open, breathe in some air. Look at what happens to your tongue - it moves downward even more! This means that you should breathe in through your mouth as the penis is being inserted and exhale as the penis is being withdrawn. Incorrect breathing is probably one of the most common mistakes made.

Guess what, it's practice time! If you don't have a man handy, practice on a carrot or a cucumber (or call KirkVW44m). Oh, one other thing, start slowly at first, then work up some speed.

Now the last thing you want to do requires a bit of math. Many guys have curved cocks./:> You will need to estimate how to position yourself so that the tip of his cock goes down the center of your throat and does not poke you in your tonsils (this will also trigger a gag reflex).

Presto! There you have it!

P.S. If you are wondering,/:> I did not develop this technique entirely on my own - my mother was a call girl - she taught me some of the tricks of the trade. I guess what I am trying to say is that this method has the stamp of approval from the American Hookers Association!LOL
Does this method have your stamp of approval?

Lady Bambi

lifeisablast333 53M

6/10/2006 4:48 pm

well ain't that just cool......the redneck


rm_KirkVW44m 54M
688 posts
6/10/2006 7:35 pm

Damn i just had time for a quick drive by on the blogs and well look what you did to me again Lady B American Hookers Association


chasingfun27 38M
1108 posts
6/10/2006 10:23 pm

I never imagined it would be so scientific.

I'm sure the method would get my stamp of approval. Now I just need a lady who wants to practice.


lovemetouchme5 51F
2102 posts
6/10/2006 11:48 pm

Hi Lady Bambi, and thanks for stopping by my post.

This was very educational and the next time the opportunity arises, I will remember this lesson!

Loveme


Looking0100 54M

6/11/2006 2:04 am

Bambi,

This was a very interesting and enlightening post.

I have never had sex with a person so I could not possibly agree or disagree with you. But, I like all of what you said.

I think though it is more important that the man and woman (or two men) both enjoy the activity thoroughly. Whether you take the cock all the way down the throat or just take the head, you need to have experience and probably also variation. Having experience will show and make everything enjoyable for your partner.

When you pleasure your partner, you are also feeling pleasure. Each partner may have different ideas of pleasure. Just listen to your partner and find out what his needs/desires are. Then you will be able to give him the full satisfaction.

Of course, this is just my supposition.

Jon C.


dreamswyou 50M

6/11/2006 5:00 am

hmmmmmmmmmm! A lot of estimation would be required with me as I am very curved!!!!


rm_Woodman4one 51M

6/11/2006 8:32 am

G'day Well I am here Lady Bambi,

This is the first time I have posted a Blog to anyone and thnx for Replying to my Blog.


goodatpoetry2 66M
12400 posts
6/11/2006 8:47 am

Sounds so technical and structured, because it is, really.
Even though it's a talent, aren't YOU suppossed to be having fun? That sounds like work.
To be honest, I had a woman do that years ago, and I sort of felt bad for her, because it just didn't look like fun. She was trying to impress me with her skills, I know, but it actually took some of the enjoyment away.
I know....party-poop. I guess I'm just not a big fan of that.
I still say, it sounds like too much work!


rm_goddess1946 105F
13518 posts
6/11/2006 9:43 am

Good Post...
40 years of practice here
Yup...right on the money, kiddo!


Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


Iwantuhappy 67M
8 posts
6/11/2006 7:51 pm

Very well put. See, being a Grandma hasn't slowed you down. Keep up your good work.


Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
6/12/2006 6:00 am

I'm still practicing and this does seem to be the very best technique! I get better and better with each passing week!!!

Whisper...


pillowtalk4Uonly 58F
292 posts
6/12/2006 9:02 am

~ Pillowtalk has mastered this technique as well ~

Nice description to help out the Newbies though

{{ Hugs to Ya }}


happyladychat 47F
3740 posts
6/15/2006 5:09 am

OK... this is indeed helpful.

Make it your challenge.... turn me ON!!


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