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I Want the Truth
I Want the Truth
Have you ever seen a profile where the person describes himself/herself as being ugly, having a small dick, having an abusive personality, being ignorant, or being a loser? Me neither... If you were an alien and were to view the profile information, you would come to the conclusion that thin 3 inch cocks are considered to be “average/thick”!
Just once, I’d like to see the truth. Perhaps the following profile should be posted:
Unhappy couple looking for excitement outside of their marriage:
He has a wandering eye, drinks too much, is inattentive, selfish, and a general slob who belches and farts all the time. Sexually, he just doesn’t get the job done at home ‒ the wife calls him a minute man. He’s interested in bringing a third person into the bedroom because he has a perverted side.
She is an old, wrinkled, and dried up former Homecoming Queen. Years of sunbathing and two childbirths have taken a toll on her body. He married her because of her looks; not because of her brain or personality ‒ she is an “air head” and she is stuck on herself. Sexually, she wants to bring a third person into the home to make hubby jealous.
He has a short fireplug type penis ‒ three inches when fully erect but it is thick.
Her breasts are flat like pancakes ‒ but for the purposes of AdultFriendFinder, she is a firm 36C
He has spider veins on his nose from drinking too much
Her lily white skin is marred only by wrinkles and excessive stretch marks
His $12 an hour job makes them a successful, classy, and affluent couple
Oh, one last thing…Minorities and people unlike us need not send an e-mail ‒ we’re better than you
In search of the truth…
4/6/2006 12:32 pm
4/7/2006 2:14 am
hey mine is 4 inches.........................FROM THE GROUND!|