I Smell Good Enough to Eat  

imLadyBambi 58M/50F
1308 posts
5/25/2006 2:53 pm

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6/8/2006 5:16 pm

I Smell Good Enough to Eat


Welcome to our bedroom...

Mr. Bambi here...

Today I tried to give our new dog, Beavis, a stuffed animal. Beavis did not pay any attention to the stuffed animal. When Lady Bambi asked why, I told her that the stuffed animal was new and that it did not have her (Bambi's) scent on it. Almost without thinking, I rubbed the nose of the stuffed animal on Bambi's pussy. Instantly, Beavis started playing with the stuffed animal and tried to bite the nose off the bear.

Isn't that cute.!

WRONG!

Think about it. If this temperamental breed of animal with sharp fangs bites something just because it has Bambi's scent on it, what happens if I finger Bambi? Will I loose a finger? If I go down on Bambi, will this mutt start to nibble away on my lips while I sleep?

Most importantly, what's going to happen to my Johnson after sex? I'd hate to have to change my handle to Bobbit or Stump.

I'm panicked and I'm in a crisis 'cause this dog might just be the end of our sex life. Does anyone have any advice or words of wit?

lifeisablast333 53M

5/25/2006 8:52 pm

And I am hungry....LOL...the redneck


bedroomice2003 43M

5/25/2006 10:45 pm

I actually met John Wayne Bobbitt in Manassas, Virginia. He was a dick (no pun intended). As for your fear of Beavis, the last thing we need is another humiliating dog episode like you had last week, although I'm sure Mr. Happy is safe.


EbonyHnk 36M

5/26/2006 2:55 am

Zoophilia is usually considered to be unnatural, and sexual acts with animals are often condemned as animal abuse and/or outlawed as a "crime against nature." Please Don't abuse your pet !

~Just My Opinion~


ldftb1 35M
214 posts
5/26/2006 3:41 am

lucky dog, mr bambi that is.lol


imLadyBambi 58M/50F

5/26/2006 8:10 am

EbonyHnk,

WTF!

How in the hell could you read anything perverted into a story like this? Sex with animals??? animal abuse??? Zoophilia???

You are the sick bastard for even thinking or suggesting such a thing.


Udo24fun 105M/105F

5/26/2006 8:33 am

Maybe you need a volunteer to go there?


saddletrampsk 54F

5/26/2006 2:44 pm

better watch your dick..


EbonyHnk 36M

5/27/2006 6:17 am

    Quoting imLadyBambi:
    EbonyHnk,

    WTF!

    How in the hell could you read anything perverted into a story like this? Sex with animals??? animal abuse??? Zoophilia???

    You are the sick bastard for even thinking or suggesting such a thing.
Misread ya ! T'was needless to hate on me ! All the same I dont Give a Fuck !


AtomicKisss 58M

6/8/2006 4:32 pm

I think Bobbit has a ring to it! If you are "dismembered" by Beavis, do you think Lady Bambi would mind if I took your place?

AtomicKisss


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