I'm a Grandma - Do 'Ya Still Wanna Fuck Me?  

imLadyBambi 58M/50F
1308 posts
6/9/2006 3:18 am

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I'm a Grandma - Do 'Ya Still Wanna Fuck Me?

Welcome to our bedroom...

I'm so excited... At the ripe old age of 39, I'm a grandma! My daughter gave birth to a 7 pound - 10 oz., 21 inch baby boy. Mom, dad, and baby are doing fine.

As far as my well being, I'm not sure how I'm doing because I don't know how my life will change. No, I don't have to take care of the baby or anything like that. I'm worried about my appearance and sex life. Let me give you some history.../:>

When I was a kid, I accidentally walked in on my grandmother as she was getting out of the bathtub. Arrrgh! What a sight that was! Her tits hung down to her knees and they were as flat as dress socks. She had folds of dry onion skin everywhere and her complexion was peppered with age spots. Oh, I forgot to mention her lack of teeth!

Now I'm a grandma. To tell the truth, I'm afraid to go to sleep. The way I figure it, the AGE FAIRY will pay me a visit once I fall asleep and turn me into a "grandma looking grandma" - if you know what I mean. Put another way, I don't want to look like Barbara Bush!LOL

Dear friends in blogland , I know the inevitable is coming. This is your last chance to join my friends network, to look at my photos, and to remember me before the AGE FAIRY gets a hold of me and wrinkles my ass! LOL!!

Does anyone know of any remedies to ward off the Age Fairy?

Lady Bambi

imLadyBambi 58M/50F

6/9/2006 4:46 am


Thanks for the words of encouragement!

I feel better already.

Lady Bambi

hornee8182 37M
5 posts
6/9/2006 6:56 am

lots and lots and lots of sex.... and "natural moisturizers"


6/9/2006 8:55 am

I am a certified GILF. Been one for a while! LAdy...YOU ARE A SUPER GILF, trust me...the age fairy may show up, but just for a threesome


just a squirrel trying to get a nut

rm_gerson42 52M
2419 posts
6/9/2006 11:49 am

Very cool, the grandchild! We're only as old as we think we are.

goodatpoetry2 66M
12391 posts
6/9/2006 1:50 pm

When you sleep, hang a pointer off the bedboard pointing at your husband. Maybe he won't notice you!

lightswitch1963 68M/53F

6/9/2006 4:15 pm

Mr. L and I say congrats, and we have 8 grandchildren between us. My (our)daughter has a 3 yesr old daughter, and a 11/2 year old son. The age faiey hasn't gotten me yet. I do, however, know a trick. Lemon juice. We use lemons in the bath(slices), and if you put lemons directly on you, it will tighten the skin. You can either rub a lemon on you, or lemon juice. BTW, you are very pretty, and will never be ugly.

lightswitch1963 68M/53F

6/9/2006 5:34 pm

Mr light here, you'r still a spring chicken, and to answer that first question..............YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
6/9/2006 7:22 pm

Congratulations!!!!!! Very exciting!!!!!!

Horny8182 gave the answer I was going to on how to prevent aging. Sex and well natural moisturizer works wonders! I bet the lemons Mrs. L mentions also work wonders!!! Use the two together and you've pretty near a miracle cure for anything!

Looking0100 54M

6/9/2006 8:59 pm

Hello Bambi,
Thank you for inviting me into your blog. I will respect your blog because, as you have noticed in my blog, I have learned some things about myself, and will control the negative aspects of my personality.

You definitely are not an old woman! Is that a photo of your pussy? Your blog title is a question. Since you asked, based on that photo alone, I would say "yes, of course". Really, to me age has nothing to do with looks or sex drive.

You are a grandmother at a rather early age. That doesn't mean you are old. That is a negative thought. Please think more positively. You have at least one child, who has now one child as well. You get to experience what few young people can.

You are afraid to sleep now. Well, there is no need. You will age in time. All people do. You may age well or you may not. Are you happy with the way you look now? If yes, then just keep that thought in your head, and you will be fine, I am sure.

Jon C.

strange_family 45M
4 posts
6/10/2006 3:44 am

Bambi, your a beauty at any age.

p.s. I have posted another poem if your interested.

angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
6/10/2006 5:29 am

CONGRATULATIONS! You'll make a great grandma! And no age fairy is going to hurt you! Don't worry!

BractPunchRunes 61M
24 posts
6/10/2006 7:53 am

I am new to these blogs found yours and had to comment No need to loose sleep hon your a sexy invigorated woman with a tremendous libido,all of these things keep you young and sexy. Keep squirtin Bambi!

rm_KirkVW44m 54M
688 posts
6/10/2006 11:04 am

Congrats dear and as far as i know there is no age limit on sex ;P..

Shameless41nIa 52F

6/10/2006 10:25 pm

Congratulations on your precious grandson!

Time to buy a t-shirt that says:

>>>>I'm with my sexy g-ma

free2chose2 66F

6/11/2006 7:17 am



Don't worry, be Happy

Iwantuhappy 67M
8 posts
6/11/2006 7:36 pm

Congrats...As a Grandpa you are only as old as you think you are. From experience all I can add is: the more sex I have the more I enjoy it and the more I desire it, providing you have a partner wanting the same.

Don't doubt yourself, continue to be yourself as you are now.

rm_1sexyroo 56M/55F
333 posts
6/12/2006 11:22 pm

I realize this post is a bit late...but what the hell...better late than never, right?
Welcome to Grammahood! I became a Gramma at the age of 36 ~ she'll be turning 9 later this summer when Grandbaby #2 is due to arrive Grand kids are great by the way ~ you have fun with'em, fill them full of the junk they don't get at home, then send them back to their parents! Think of it as payback for what you're kids put you thru as a children!

KMA5 40M
771 posts
6/15/2006 4:01 pm

playing with the grands keeps you feeling young but playing with your G-Spot on the beach keeps the skin taut and luminous. It MAY be a crock of shit but I'm trying lol

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