Free Meet and Greet  

imLadyBambi 58M/50F
1308 posts
6/24/2006 5:57 am

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Free Meet and Greet

Come join us and have fun…

We have Mr. lightswitch1963 to thank. A few weeks ago, Team lightswitch1963 put together a blogland block party. It was GREAT. Unfortunately, more people could not attend due to the high cost of travel.

Since then, several of us have been talking about hosting a Meet and Greet for a large number of members from across the country. Most of the people we talked to expressed a desire to attend if there are no travel costs involved.

That's where the great and cunning mind of Mr. lightswitch1963 comes in to play. He suggested that we get Microsoft to sponsor us. He explained that no company would willingly sponsor us; however, the company could be tricked into it.

The plan is for everyone to apply for a job and fly to Seattle for an interview at the expense of Microsoft. mzhunyhole, with her keen writing skills, was assigned the task of preparing resumes for everyone interested in attending. To ensure suitable educational qualifications, each resume will indicate that the applicant is a Yale graduate.

Mrs. pragmaticCTcpl was given the job of confirming the educational information provided on the resume. As a Secretary in the Registrar's office at Yale, this should be no problem for her (except for risking her job).

Djeeper1987 as Vice-President Research and Development - Dell Computers, offered to use his office staff to confirm the employment history for all attendees. Finally, Whispersoftly5 and Icewomin, will be used as character references because of their sultry and charming voices.

With this team of skilled crooks, con artists, and fun loving AdultFriendFinder members assembled, a trial run was performed. As expected, everyone was offered a job interview. And, because it is standard practice for Microsoft to let the job applicant select the interview date, everyone selected Friday July 14, 2006. (The Meet and Greet is on Saturday the 15th).

Now, the only detail remaining is making arrangements for you! That's where I come in. When you read this blog, leave a message/comment so I know whether or not you are interested in attending this Meet and Greet. By the way, there is no cover charge for attending.

Lady Bambi

angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
6/24/2006 6:11 am

What a great idea! Count me in!!!

sammiesunshine 46M
162 posts
6/24/2006 6:12 am

Holy Crap..I want in.. (well the idea of going to jail for fraud makes me think twice)(( I like the idea of being a yale grad..i mean go PENN STATE!)) (((Would this work if I used my real reasume?))

Djeeper1987 47M

6/24/2006 6:18 am

as Vice-President Research and Development - Dell Computers I confirm everything Bambi stated.

Carpe Diem

sammiesunshine 46M
162 posts
6/24/2006 7:18 am

Smart guy, under paid, willing to interview...resume on demand..(crud sex on demand, to women) seriously I'll belive this when I'm on the plane (stuck on the ground at O'Hare for two hours)

sammiesunshine 46M
162 posts
6/24/2006 7:23 am

Ok..back again..i can't let this go...Can I get a Sammie Sunshine diploma from Yale? Yeah...its not my real name..I have a real dipolma from Penn State..but that would be funny...Can I have a degree in Paloarchology...isn't Bob Backer from yale? I'd love to get Sammie sunshine on the Alumi list...

Sammie needs momma and his diploma...(ok I think I'm done on this one...nah I'm sure I'll come back..this is too good)

libgemOH 56M/52F

6/24/2006 10:55 am

Is that an awesome idea or what????? Sorry for the oversite of not visiting you before!! Don't get on the computer near enough when Jim's home for some reason.... But hell yeah, count me in too! Always wanted to be a Yale graduate!! -B

NickRules999 39M
9462 posts
6/24/2006 11:21 am

That's a cool idea.

Come into my realm! You aren't afraid...are you?

cuteNEway 41F

6/24/2006 11:49 am

ummmm but I DID go to Yale!! (ok so I shopped across from the campus but I DID go!)

I have a sultry and charming voice and I can throw in the slightest Texas drawl that makes it even cuter

tee hee

JustaSeeker 105F

6/24/2006 1:49 pm

Thanks for the visit to my blog and inviting me here. This is the funniest thing in the world and a devilishly clever plot. How could I say no to entertainment like this??

Looking0100 54M

6/24/2006 4:45 pm

This sounds like a nice activity. I would very much like to attend the meet and greet.

How could I get to any of places you mentioned? I want to be there, but have no money for travel expenses, not even outside of my capital district.

If you can find a way for me to get to you and the interview, then I will be glad to be there, with smiles and lots of love.

lightswitch1963 68M/53F

6/24/2006 5:45 pm

Great idea. Now, is this for real? If it is, damn, how many days do I take off work? If not, cool idea.

We'll leave the light on for you.

Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
6/24/2006 6:44 pm

I gave a little heck when it was time to do the character reference for Sammysunshine LMAO! But other than that it's going well. Their buying into it!!! This will be a fun party. Sammy, despite my hem hawing around on your reference - you're still in!


Looking0100 54M

6/24/2006 7:13 pm

Thanks for giving me your love. I will not take it as more than that. Just love.

Thanks also for the other stuff that you told me on my post "Have Heart". I appreciate everything and will not press you for more.

I give you my love and hugs.

rm_sharksnsails 45M
738 posts
6/24/2006 7:37 pm

Thanks for dropping by,
Now you know I was here! lol

The book is a sci fi thriller. It uses layers of action and symbolic characters to represent the transition from fearful or burdened creature to enlightened being, and also how our desires and dreams and our quest for them may play a greater role in defining our ego than most people think. Attainment of a goal or dream can leave one feeling empty after the initial excitement wears off. This is the concept of satiation, and poses the greatest challenge of all.... If you suddenly become omnipotent, and omnicient, would you still be you? Is the quest for enlightment nihlistic?


rm_atta_girl 45F
219 posts
6/24/2006 8:21 pm

oh yes, count ATTA in! (hi)

MarcoPolo197676 39M
541 posts
6/24/2006 8:29 pm

Outstanding, thats very, very, cool, its like Oceans Eleven or something, each person doing their part in unison. Carefully orchestrating the operation, if it all works it will be beautiful. Best of luck. Careful, your ear to ear smiles may give you away.

BenefitsFriend69 57M/60F

6/24/2006 8:50 pm

Heh heh.. I wonder what Bill Gate's handle would be if he were on here? microsoft (get it micro, soft) may be just enough.


NSAAddict 42F

6/24/2006 10:24 pm

LOL, this is an excellent idea, count me in! Shoot, I'll even take the Microsoft job if they offer it to me


6/24/2006 10:57 pm

im in woo hoo {=}

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

lookn2xploretoo 46M

6/25/2006 2:17 am

im speechless and impressed.... this is second only to my enthusiastic RSVP for what is sure to a grand adventure and wild exhilerating fun with new friends!

standing by.....

SmallTightKitty2 105F

6/25/2006 2:55 am

Bambi, thank you inviting me to the Meet & Greet. Yes! I love love to attend. If there is anything I can do to help just let me know. I know this will be so much fun!

SmallTightKitty2 105F

6/25/2006 3:11 am

    Quoting NSAAddict:
    LOL, this is an excellent idea, count me in! Shoot, I'll even take the Microsoft job if they offer it to me
Hey NSA your not the only one that would take the job offer, so would I. After all the money I have spent buying their products I think it's time I (no WE AL get some of our money buy somehow!!! But if I took the job can I still work from home? I love not having to wear all those business clothes anymore, Dang I just love my jeans.

JustaGuy40-1 55M
20 posts
6/25/2006 4:50 am

Sound like a grand Idea, Good luck on your adventure

free2chose2 66F

6/25/2006 6:45 am

Geez, I want in-have an invite for that day but this is spectacular--hey still waiting from my job to hear if I have 15th off for other affair

Don't worry, be Happy

cuteNEway 41F

6/25/2006 7:39 am

OOHHH and if I go to Seattle I get to meet my faraway crushatomicartist>>sigh<< Isn't he DREEEEAMYYYYY

tee hee

sammiesunshine 46M
162 posts
6/25/2006 7:46 am

    Quoting Whispersoftly5:
    I gave a little heck when it was time to do the character reference for Sammysunshine LMAO! But other than that it's going well. Their buying into it!!! This will be a fun party. Sammy, despite my hem hawing around on your reference - you're still in!

Whaa...What did you want to write? Its the LMAO that makes me want to hear this story.


6/25/2006 8:58 am

wooooohooooo Im in.. I can teach the wiggle under the stars muffland style..thanks for the invite

under the stars
We choose to write
you choose what you comprehend.
read twice and be nice
every key stroke... has a heart beat

rm_Icewomin 46F
610 posts
6/25/2006 10:05 am

lady bambi...this sounds like a fabulous event...and i would dearly love a weekend in seattle. my profile photo is from my last trip to seattle! that was a good trip...but a trip that involved sex as well as sight seeing...well, i can't even think about my anticipated enjoyment, because i must be productive today!

sadly, i will be unable to attend. JT has informed me that he has obligations over that weekend...and i would be reluctant to attend without him. but please do consider me for similar parties in the future!

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
6/25/2006 11:02 am

I wanna come!

Purry {=}


rm_leroy3400 46M
16 posts
6/25/2006 11:46 am

y thank u i like it to lol u wanna chat anytime knnthldr yahoo

fatgirl48 48F
90 posts
6/25/2006 11:49 am

OMG I can't beleive this. I knew there were crazy inventive people out there but I never knew such a company would fall for it!! Tossing in my RSVP card!!

swinginastrosfan 38M

6/25/2006 12:05 pm

I would love to but with my current job it's very difficult to take time off - in fact I haven't had vactation time in almost 2 years it's so busy where I work at...grrrrrr

rm_spiceee2 56F
61 posts
6/25/2006 5:03 pm

oh wow, what a bunch of inventive crafty people- Sounds like you all are going to have alot of fun. Too bad for me I just start back to work anyway knowing my luck would get the job - would have to get a work visa- from Canada you know- well you all have fun- I will watch for follow ups

EastCoastCpl_NS 45M/39F

6/25/2006 6:14 pm

Hi, we're in, busted ankle and all...

Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
6/25/2006 10:21 pm

    Quoting sammiesunshine:
    Whaa...What did you want to write? Its the LMAO that makes me want to hear this story.
LOL! I was hoping to get your attention with that tease! When I had to give the reference on you they asked, now is he a nice calm man with no kinky side? Can we count on him not getting wild? I had to hold back laughter as I gave the answers yes and yes. Heheheheee!!! After all, we know you're just as horny as I am!!!

rm_kenny36sg 43M
31 posts
6/26/2006 3:46 am

hi bambi... thx for ur invite...

thorntonmale 48M
36 posts
6/26/2006 7:05 am

count me in id love too be their

MaggiesWishes 59F

6/26/2006 7:38 am

Lady B.

I rushed right over to RSVP and lend my service as Nurse for the group. You know I have my "special kit" to help keep folks well hydrated and lubed while the intense interviewing process is going on.
I do have my "day pass" that allows travel anytime, so keep me abreast *giggles* of the schedule
OH, and on a second note, should Microsoft ask me to work, can I stay at your place until I find a suitable abode?

warm huggies 2ya

pragmaticCTcpl 61M/50F

6/26/2006 8:53 am

MRS.PRAG here...Reporting for duty!!

rozetat2 58M

6/26/2006 11:02 am

I think the roze can survive the trip @>---,---'------ LOL
I would rather fly than Petal rozetat2

rm_tribyguy 50M
13 posts
6/26/2006 1:33 pm

Cool idea....!

Tri Bi..

bustybettyboop 50F  
59325 posts
6/26/2006 9:56 pm

sounds great! *wink*

..just join me on my blog bustybettyboop and still looking for some hot,sexy,creative contestants for my next contest...come join us! need a blog mentor or want to be one?

rm_filly_rider 57M

6/27/2006 6:03 pm

would love to see seattle

AtomicKisss 58M

6/27/2006 8:38 pm

Sign me up! Lady Bambi, will you attend with me?

MarcoPolo197676 39M
541 posts
6/27/2006 11:05 pm

I would love to come, If I were invited that is.

hssn5 43M
6 posts
6/28/2006 5:26 am

IT sounds great.

voyeur_loner 54M
2 posts
6/28/2006 3:08 pm

I use this name because it reflects the "look but don't touch" mindset. I have no drive to watch two people during sex for the thrill of watching. The loner part indicates my status and outlook. Perhaps I will find a comparable woman (age and sexual affinity) one day. Thank you for caring enough to state an interest. I will attempt to look into your profile.

rm_smosmof2 67M
3240 posts
6/28/2006 8:57 pm

You're kidding, aren't you?

The scope of a scam like this is unbelievable.... I can't believe that you'll get anywhere close to pulling this off on such short notice, particularly considering the number of people involved.

I'd volunteer for it myself, but I just finished asking for time off about three weeks later, and can't try to do anything like this twice within a month...

If this works, I really want to see the reports... where are you going to put everybody?

What a truly bizarre idea.....

Good luck!

rm_ChatterGlass 41M

6/29/2006 9:25 pm

Count me in too! Sounds like fun. Besides, it would be nice to get something from Microsoft worth having for a change!

hardick_2006 48M
2 posts
7/2/2006 11:23 am

Is a really a good idea to meet and have sex so to be part of this great meeting what i need to do and first of all where is based this event!!!

by sexy hero 2006

hardick_2006 48M
2 posts
7/2/2006 11:27 am

Seattle is a far place where i am actually living. I am resident in Ireland so i sadly would be apart from this nice project.

i am really sad about that!!!!!!

mommamia38 49F
2 posts
7/2/2006 11:39 pm


rm_fruityboy25 35M
27 posts
7/5/2006 12:16 pm

love to join up with your ladies.

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