Deer Bambi - Advise Columnist-at-Large  

imLadyBambi 58M/50F
1308 posts
7/4/2006 11:30 am

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7/5/2006 8:17 am

Deer Bambi - Advise Columnist-at-Large

USA Today, Section C:

Dear Bambi,

"Like, there's this really cool chick at work. She's like totally fucking hot. Problem is, she's a lesbian. And check this out dude... like she has a sister who's straight. Her sister is like totally hot too. Ok, so here's the deal. I want to like have a threesome with like both of them at the same time. So, is this cool? And like how do I do it?"


Dear Ed - oops, I mean StoopEd,

For most guys I wouldn't suggest such a thing. But for a stud like you, I say, "Go for it!" What, with all you have to offer... a romantic meal at Burger King, a bus ride through the ghetto, a tour of your mother's trailer as they find their way to your bedroom... Son, it's happening for you. You've really got your "together shit" - oops I meant to say, "shit together!"

As for the incest thing. Don't worry about it. There are lots of women who would love to have a threesome with the likes of you and their sister. In fact, I read hundreds of blogs a day about that very thing. Anyways, from your neck of the woods, it's probably a normal occurrence!

One last thing, don't forget to revise your profile to indicate that you want to "bag" a lesbian and her sister at the same time. This will earn you the respect and admiration of feminists everywhere. Soon, your in box will be stuffed full of e-mails from women frothing at the mouth!

Glad I could help,
Lady Bambi
Advise Columnist-at-Large

Written by "Team Bambi Sunshine"
Lady Bambi + sammiesunshine sammiesunshine

P.S. Sammie, thanks for the e-mail and the idea!

Looking0100 54M

7/4/2006 12:50 pm


This was one of the weirdest posts ever.

No lesbian would ever go out with a guy. And of course no one wants to have sex with their brother or sister.

Actually, it might have been okay if he only wanted to date the straight sister. But if he asked both of them out, he would have got something rather bad for his trouble. Cursing, screaming, kicking him in his jewels, drink in the face, etc. He would have lost his chance with the straight one for trying to include her sister as well.

I know this is another joke post. I could not really laugh at this one, though. Because it goes against certain principles that I know MOST people hold.

goodatpoetry2 67M
13199 posts
7/4/2006 12:54 pm

LOL! Good one!

2943 posts
7/4/2006 12:59 pm

Lol...very funny...I like the name too...STOOP ED


free2chose2 66F

7/4/2006 1:14 pm

MAKING FUN OF 6 fingers(on one hand)folks tsk, tsk

Don't worry, be Happy

SmallTightKitty2 106F

7/4/2006 2:12 pm

Alright you two! Sammie I know you have the hots for LadyBambi and everything,hehe. And Bambi you and Sammie now are just having too much fun, LOL.

lightswitch1963 69M/53F

7/4/2006 4:00 pm

Hey, I work at Burger King....
You could have said McDonald's.

We'll leave the light on for you.

eveready06 42M

7/4/2006 5:03 pm


cyberluvr1957 59M

7/4/2006 10:46 pm


~~~Have Condoms, Will Travel~~~

.......Stay Happy, Stay Safe, Stay Well........

MarcoPolo197676 40M
541 posts
7/4/2006 11:17 pm

Ha, Ha, Unfortunately there are alot of people with Stoo's mentality out there.
Making life so much better for everyone.(sarcastic)

rm_smosmof2 67M
3240 posts
7/5/2006 3:15 am

"No lesbian would ever go out with a guy"

Wrong! women who do that are called "fag hags". Read (or get the dvds of) "Tales from the City".

Come to think of it, that recommendation goes out to everyone... if you're not already familiar with it, prepare to be royally entertained.

(At least here I can count on an audience open-minded enough to really appreciate it.)

NDGirlWantsFun 34F

7/5/2006 4:13 am

LOL good one!!! and thanks for reading my blog

rm_Ellenback 58F
966 posts
7/5/2006 5:38 am

That's freakin' hilarious...always wondered why guys put that in their profile: "seeking lesbian couples"...ummmm they don't like MALES ya nutbars!!! They have everything they need without your help, they can do everything you'd want to do, but without you, like..ummm...ok cold shower time! LOL



Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
7/5/2006 7:38 am

LMAO! This is classic!!!


OldHippy1957 59M

7/6/2006 12:21 pm

You are so funny!

I loved reading this!

I couldn't help, but laugh out loud!

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