A Petition to God the Alll Mighty  

imBambi 58M/50F
86 posts
12/29/2005 10:12 pm

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A Petition to God the Alll Mighty

A Petition to God the All Mighty…

Once again my period came late. Male or female, most of you know how agonizing this situation can be; even if you have taken the proper precautions. The worst part about it is the fact that a simple change in the design of the human body could have prevented these situations.

Imagine, if you will… What if intercourse through the vagina was reserved for sexual fun and intercourse through a redesigned belly button would be set aside for impregnation. If you were God, this change would have been simple enough. So why didn’t he design women this way? Why does he continue to torture me and countless other women?

That brings me to another point. I’d like to petition the All Mighty to make this change. The only problem is, I don’t know what his address is. Do I simply leave the letter on the door steps to the Vatican and let the Pope handle it? Please advise…


rm_art_persists 51M
1789 posts
12/29/2005 10:56 pm

Scientists are at work already. I avoid pregnancy issues by concentrating on oral work and the occasional rectal insertion...

redswallow777 48M
6810 posts
12/30/2005 8:59 am

Hmmmm....you might want to print this request off....take it outdoors....and put a match to it. Think of it as an offering...a petition to the God or gods that look after such things.

warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
12/30/2005 10:27 am

LMAO! Classic! I've just got the DNA bottle out of the fridge and seeing what I can do the gooey stuff! warm xx

warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
12/30/2005 10:30 am

....with the gooey stuff (Ooops!). Shhh! Don't tell the pope! warm xx

rm_longliner002 50M
227 posts
12/30/2005 6:27 pm

I guess that everyone covered it well.

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