TITS and ASS  

ilsuconu 56M
194 posts
6/17/2006 4:05 am

Last Read:
6/28/2006 7:03 am

TITS and ASS

Are you ready for some SEX SONGS!?!? Good! Here you go… sung to the tune of “Edelweiss” … that delightful little tune from “The Sound of Music” (circa 1964, Starring Julie Andrews and Christopher Plummer). Enjoy!

(Oh! By the way… I DO take requests! Give me any song and I betcha I can blaspheme it!)

Tits and Ass, Tits and Ass…

Every morning they tease me.

Toned and tight,

My delight;

They look eager to please me.

Touch me real slow

And I just might blow…

Just might blow my cum load.

Tits and Ass, Tits and Ass…

Let me love you forever!



rm_shannee2006 52F
3355 posts
6/17/2006 6:20 am

LOL!

Yup...this juiciness is from me....

S


rm_AnOddGirl 57F
3469 posts
6/17/2006 7:39 am

Cole Porter fan?
You can't beat his subtle lyrics!

Let's Do It

Birds do it, bees do it
Even educated fleas do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

In Spain the best upper sets do it
Lithuanians and Latts do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

The Dutch in old Amsterdam do it
Not to mention the Finns
Folks in Siam do it
Think of Siamese twins

Some Argentines, without means do it
People say in Boston even beans do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

Romantic sponges they say do it
Oysters down in Oyster Bay do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

Cold Cape Cod clams, 'gainst their wish, do it
Even lazy jellyfish do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

Electric eels, I might add, do it
Though it shocks 'em I know
Why ask if shad do it
Waiter, bring me shadroe

In shallow shoals, English soles do it
Goldfish in the privacy of bowls do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love


I change the chorus a bit - 'Let's do it, let's fuck around', I'm sure Cole would not appreciate it!



Odds


ilsuconu replies on 6/17/2006 8:09 am:
I love it! (That's probably what he was thinking anyway, but we all know how those censors can be!)

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