Modern Appliances  

ifiwuzurgrlfrnd 43F
11 posts
12/5/2005 11:14 am

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Modern Appliances

My home has turned into a plethora of possible tools and gadgets to get me off. When you're home all day long it's easy to get hot and bothered. I'm beyond the occassional bump and grind with the edge of the ironing board. And please, the spin cycle don't spin nearly long enough or rough enough to make my clit throb. So there's the vacuum cleaner with attachments. A great pussy teaser, but too loud for nap times. Today my pussy was so wet and hot, that I scanned each room (Okay playroom off limits, even though that bumble ball looked promising) looking for the object of my jism fest. I settled on a certain salad ingredient that shall remain nameless. Damn..why can't a girl find a dildo this big or a man that stays this hard and this silent! I ended up on the kitchen floor on all fours pretending that some nasty lil' house slut like myself was plunging deeply inside me with a strap on. Boy did she have a green thumb not to mention her other four fingers. I came so hard you could have called me Hidden Valley Ranch. Oh well...Until next time...Watch for me in the produce isle!

Coi Bellas

redmustang91 57M  
8653 posts
12/5/2005 11:24 am

Carrots work well too if you like a little orange with that green!

rm_captcha3 43F
35 posts
12/7/2005 10:33 am

dam girl im hot now and i know what your talking about im a stay at home mom and i get so horny during the day i always playing with muyself with things around the house i thought i was a nasty girl doing this but i see its normal ,thanks and too bad you werent closer

hotnsexy8787 46F
4 posts
12/15/2005 8:54 pm

I can fuck you with that strap on anytime and anywhere

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