Are You Old and Feeble?  

iamnotbroken 68M
2 posts
12/21/2005 2:31 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Are You Old and Feeble?

I heard this really good poem and could not resist posting it.

Now that I'm old and feeble,
my pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
is now my water spout.
It used to make me angry,
to try and make the thing behave;
cause each and every morning,
it would stand and watch me shave.
But now that I am older,
it sure gives me the blues,
to see that thing hang down my leg,
and watch me tie my shoes.

I have heard of that age where a man gets that semi-annual hard on, then comes that annual semi-hard on age.

I just want to know when and at what age that will or may happen?
I'll have a hard on 3 days after I'm dead. The mortician will have to beat me off to get the casket lid closed.

rm_goddess1946 106F
13518 posts
12/24/2005 11:34 pm

You're my kinda guy no matter what they've been sayin' about you!
3 days huh??

Merry Christmas!

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

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