tell me your answers  

i6u9we69allnight 39F
65 posts
7/20/2005 10:10 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

tell me your answers

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole.
What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when youíre bored. The best man always has me first.
What am I?

3. Iím spread before Iím eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts.
What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard.
What am I?

5. All day long, itís in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me.
What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When Iím not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. Itís my job to stuff your box. When I come, itís news.
What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off.
What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. Iím called a big swinger.
What am I?

10. This useful tool is commonly found in the range of 6 inches long - the functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes, it is usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action. It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other. In use, it is quickly inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements. Anyone found listening in will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements. When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some from its long glistening shaft. After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much less.
What is it?

ok all tell me what you think each of these things are

rm_mieze626 52F
145 posts
7/20/2005 11:36 am

lol...i like that one...let me sort my thoughts...turn off the kink <smile>...
1. i hate dentists
2. why do so many men take it off before they go out? scared that a woman can see that u r married?
3. brrrr...peanut butter
4. and if u blow to much and it bust, lol, it is nasty to get it of your face
5. lost me on that one...mmmhhh
6. candle??
7. having another blond moment, lol
8. yes, and i do carry one
9. i don't know how u call that thing, but many have it on their desk
10. i have 2 of electric and a regular one for a little brush up...and those who doesn't use it at least twice a day r nasty!!!

so how did i do??? lol....

i6u9we69allnight 39F

7/20/2005 12:41 pm

wow you must have heard the joke before you did good on 1-4 8 and 10
number 5 is a elevator 6 is a nose 7 is a newspaper boy 9 is a crane

I thought this joke was cute, glad to see someone can look beyond the sexual side of it.

ANewLevel4Us 38M/37F

7/22/2005 9:08 am

1. dentist
2. wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4. gum?
5. elevator
6. A/C?
7. newspaper delivery person
8. gloves
9. crane (demolition thing??)
10. toothbrush

Haven't heard this one before... but it was fun. Thanks for posting it, it made me use my brain. Woo hoo. Love when that happens.

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