Rough Sex  

hypnotizedhottie 40F
4 posts
9/14/2005 8:26 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Rough Sex


Kissing someone for 1 minute burns 26 calories.
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.
Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth
Having nice sex burnes 358 calories.
Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.
Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal
Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal
Put on Protection
hard ........................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal
Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal
Entry
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal
With Different Position
Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy...........................316 cal
69 lying...............................286 cal
69 standing.............................512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal
Orgasm
Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal
After "O"
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal
Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her dad at the door.............1942 cal

IF YOU BREAK THIS YOU WILL HAVE THE WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW AND AWFUL SEX FOR A YEAR! REPOST THIS AND YOU WILL FIND AMAZING SEX WITHIN ONE MONTH

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
9/14/2005 10:37 pm

Who says I need to repost it to find "amazing sex"?

I remember this list well ... back in my earlier years a whole book was made on the topic of weightloss during sex!


Amiwpg 52M
6 posts
9/15/2005 8:07 am

friggin' hilarious.... first time read for me.


rm_GoneCoastal 49M
1 post
12/1/2005 12:45 am

What is an italian hanger?


rm_pimpball2 35M

12/3/2005 5:24 am

want another married man?


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