Things to Remember  

hugme2u2 65F
19 posts
12/1/2005 3:29 pm

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Things to Remember

1) If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2) Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3) Men, avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

4) For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5) A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6) If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7) Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer, and you will forget about the toothache.

You need only two tools: WE-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

(stolen from an anonymous e-mail)

rm_eyeCUlookin 37F
11 posts
12/1/2005 3:46 pm


norprin5 55M

12/1/2005 4:17 pm

very funny! welcome to the Land of Blog!

King Nor XVIII

beniceguy 37M

12/1/2005 4:18 pm

There is pure genuis behinmd that smile, and she is behind mine

rm_lickmepretty 51F
851 posts
12/1/2005 10:51 pm

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sleeplessknight1 68M

12/2/2005 3:39 am

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Hi hugme

Good one, made me smile.... everyone needs a smile at the end of the week,,and at the beginning too....

tc and happy blogging...


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rm_hotsexfuck69 53M/F
2 posts
12/5/2005 9:29 am

she is off her tree but i love her keep drinking

rm_134049 67M
3 posts
12/6/2005 7:16 am

Thanks for the posting, enjoyed it!

HighPocKets1938 78M

12/9/2005 1:33 am

Perhaps someone can explain why all of your things to remember actully do work.
Brava sweetness Brava... Encore, Encore!

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