Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies  

hugme2u2 65F
19 posts
12/3/2005 7:34 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup brown sugar
1 cup lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup...just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor...Mix on the turner. If the fried druid gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.

Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and maks sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.


(stolen from another anonymous e-mail)

rm_hotsexfuck69 53M/F
2 posts
12/5/2005 9:32 am

enjoyed recipe drink was better had good laugh

klauskissnhug 57M

12/7/2005 1:51 pm

Even though I am a recovering alcoholic, I can still laugh my ass off at this stuff. Thanks. What a scream.

HighPocKets1938 78M

12/9/2005 1:38 am

And I thoought I had a warped sense of humor. But I will have you know, I am not unner the affluence of inkolhaul as some thinkle might peep I are.

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