golf is a sexy game!!!!  

hubbyontheloose 60M  
224 posts
3/20/2006 12:14 am

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golf is a sexy game!!!!

was just thinking about golf and sex, my two favourite subjects! Has anybody else noticed what a sexy and totally filthy game golf is? Think about it!

1) hard white balls
2) stiff shafts
3) holes
4) hole in one
5) strokes
6) ball bags
7) shagging (collecting balls on ranges)
"do not lick your balls" signs on course!
9) rough
10)spikes (ok getting perverted now!)

As a Scotsman I am proud to say we invented this sex game! Shows how sexy Scotsman really are doesnt it?

can anybody else come up with a more perverted sexy sport than golf?

sassybelle21 32F
13313 posts
3/20/2006 1:44 am

Did Scotsman really invent golf?

hubbyontheloose 60M  
353 posts
3/20/2006 2:30 am

sassybelle - asking a Scotsman a question like "did a Scotsman really invent golf?" is rather like asking a Bishop "is the Pope a Catholic?" or a guy with a furry hat, black coat and ringlets "is a Rabbi jewish?" hahahaha

Dont you go believing anything else you may read about any other claims. Oldest golf society in the world is the Honourable Society of Edinburgh Golfers. Home of golf and the place where the rules of the game were codified and are still established is the Royal and Ancient Golf Club of St Andrews. Golf is a Scottish game - only people who live in such a wierd place would come up with such a bloody daft game! Have you ever seen the video by Robin Williams about golf? is hilarious! was watching the Malaysian Open on tv the other week - been a long time since I played golf down in KL - would be nice to get back there and whack a few balls around.

Hope this bit of silliness made you smile LOVED your profile by the way - really made me smile and feel good

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
3/20/2006 4:19 am

You are so bad!!!

BTW, miss ya!

Purry {=}


hubbyontheloose replies on 3/20/2006 9:47 pm:
hehehe yep I guess I am. awwww thxs purrry catch u online soon I hope xxxxx

julie4daddy34 45F
599 posts
3/20/2006 4:35 am

I always thought golf was as exciting as watching paint dry LOL..guess I'll view it in a whole new light now.

hubbyontheloose replies on 3/20/2006 9:52 pm:
golf as exciting as paint drying???? arrrgh! heathen! wash your mouth out with soap girl! lol Heresy!!!!!! So get on the course and lick some balls and stroke some stiff shafts!

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