Don't Ask  

howaboutahuck 65M
227 posts
8/9/2006 6:17 am

Last Read:
8/21/2006 2:52 pm

Don't Ask


This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you say
in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it's embarrassing.

There's nothing worse than a doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong
with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this,
and I love the way this old guy handled it.

An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's waiting room. As he approached the desk,
the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crow ded doctor's
room and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people.
You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of others if the answer
could embarrass anyone."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.
"And what is wrong w ith your ear, sir?"

"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

MaggiesWishes 59F

8/9/2006 9:43 pm

OH how this rings a bell with patients in a waiting room.
I love older folks!

warm huggies 2ya
your story is up for viewing I forgot to link it, dangit.


rm_sexxikritter 52F
2715 posts
8/10/2006 7:32 pm

That's a good one.


rm_KarmoHunny 54F
888 posts
8/13/2006 1:08 am

I used to work in a clinic where the receptionist asked the patients why they needed to see the doc. They asked them that on the phone and in person. They were informed that they had to ask. There was no privacy whatsoever. I always hated that.

Good for the old guy! He showed her!

Hugs Babe!


tracy_de_lacy 105F
9268 posts
8/15/2006 4:23 am

lol that was a good one

Bye everyone, it was a blast


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