Joke of the Day  

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5/12/2006 6:48 am
Joke of the Day

I was sitting in the coffeeshop yesterday and a kid comes in with his hair not only spiked but each spike was a different color. Orange, blue, red green and such. Well I couldn't help but find it amusing and he caught me staring at him. In a sarcastic way he asks me "Whots a matta ole man, you never done nuthin wild?"
To which I replied "yep, as a matter of fact, got drunk once, had sex with a peacock (hen). Kinda thought you might be my son.

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