12 Rules of Life  

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3/29/2006 7:21 am
12 Rules of Life

Hope this is new to some of you, I've seen different versions of it but this is about the best and sooo true.
1. Never give yourself a haircut after 3 margaritas (in my case 3 martinis).
2. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.
3. The five most essential words for a healthy vital relationship are "I apogize" and "you are right" (good lesson here guys)
4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. (yeah, like me)
5. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.
6. If he/she says that you are to good for them-- beleive them.
7.Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself, "Will this matter a year from? How about a month? A week? A day?
8. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.
9. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance.
10. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you after all (think about it, pretty heavy huh)
11. Work is good, but it's not that important. (it is for me).Money is nice (I wouldn't know) but you can't take it with you. Statistics show people don't live to spend all they save (save, what's that): some even die before they retire. Anything we have isn't really our: even our kids.
12. And finally... begood to your family and friends. You never know when your going to need them to empty your bedpan.

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