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My current girlfriend is SO BORING in bed! She hates to talk, can't stand bites or scratches, and makes pretty unnattractive faces and suonds. The thing is, she's SO gorgeous and flexible! Perfect round ass, nice firm tits, and a completely flat stomach!
So I decide to spice things up. On my way home yesterday, I stop by a sex shop and buy some clit and nipple stimulator, and some lube. Now, in person, I'm a fairly easily embarrassed guy. I was burning hot and beet red the entire time, explaining to the sales guy (who was cool) that I knew nothing about what I intended to purchase. I didn't. My only experiences with them were incredible ones with a girl who had her own...liquids...
So, I go to my girlfriends and we try it out...The nipple stimulator did nothing except get sticky and taste sweet. After that, she was a skeptic about EVERYTHING. She said that clit stimulator is only for girls who can't get off, that lube is for girls who can't get wet. She stopped me after applying only a tiny amount of each, saying "Don't use too much," then immediately following up with, "It's not doing anything."
I am trying to make an adventure out of this(I want to say stale, but it was never fresh) boring sex life...I think I might need a more willing partner...