learn to fucking drive  

hotrod72charger 40M
4 posts
5/1/2005 3:03 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

learn to fucking drive


Okay, so I know this topic has nothing to do with me trying to find a mate, but I'm starting this to give incite to me and my mindset. So, maybe it will help. I also know that starting this blog with an I'm pissed off entry isn't a great first impression but come on, everybody gets pissed off and needs to vent. FYI I swear a lot when I'm pissed, I was in the Marine Corps so that's where it comes from.

So I was going down to Home Depot today when I got behind some lost asshole that can't fucking drive for shit. It started when the guy slowed down to about a 25 mile an hour crawl. I got over one lane and tried to pass this SOB. He sped up! What the Fuck! So I got back over and sure as shit he started to slow down again. Okay getting pretty pissed off now. The speed limit is fucking 45. Learn to maintain that speed! So he got down to a geriatric crawl and as soon as I could I whipped over and floored it to get passed him but I noticed he was speeding up again so it took just a few seconds more than I expected but I got in front of this ass wipe. Holy Shit dude, if you want to be the leader then charge forward, don't hold others up cause you want to sight see around town. You don't have to worry about me getting in front of you, if there is open road in front of me I'm haulin' ass! Fuck the speed limit, I know what my vehicle is capable of and where my driving limits are. So I got passed that guy and it wasn't really that bad but then I got to Home Depot. I guess I'm a fucking idiot for believing that a red fucking curb means that you shouldn't park your car there. And yes just because your fat ass is sitting in it doesn't mean its not parked! What the fuck do those white letters say, "FIRE LANE NO PARKING"!!! Hello, Am I the only one that pays attention. Am I the only one that thinks, at least some times, about other people that exist around me. I mean I'd like to think of myself as a god every now and then and that everybody else is beneath me but I don't act like a complete tool and park my truck in the fucking roadway!!! Oh, excuse me for wanting to maneuver around the god damn parking lot. Then you want to get pissed off at me when I say, "Nice parking spot, ass hole. Don't worry you're not inconveniencing everyone else by being there. And those PARKING SPACES over there are for everyone else." You know I'm sorry that your wife is so fucking lazy that she needs to be dropped off at the door. Walking is such strenuous activity and those extra twenty steps you'd have to take could cause you to break out in a sweat. Heaven Forbid! Lazy bitch. So, I make it past this ass hole and his lazy unhealthy bitch of a wife and find a parking space. Wow dude, it wasn't that hard at all, except for getting around your self absorbed ass. So, I do what I gotta do and funny thing about people in general. I could navigate through the store with ease. Everyone is friendly and nice. I don't have any problems in the store getting around, and its a Sunday! Something about when people get in their cars, they shut down the courteous part to the brain. Well, needless to say as I walked out I looked down the roadway in front of the store and what the fuck do you know, more ass holes lined up. Everyone else trying to get here or there is obstructed by those few that think the world revolves around them. Can I shoot these people, please. People with that little respect for others should not reproduce. I found an alternate route out of the parking lot and started my way back home. Of course its not over yet. I have to make a left turn at an intersection where the light has an arrow and then turns to green. So I'm about three cars back when the arrow goes red and cars start coming in the opposite direction. No big deal. Well, what the fuck are you supposed to do when there is a break in that traffic. Here's a hint, GO! Yes, just because the light isn't in the shape of an "idiot proof arrow" doesn't mean you can't go. By the way this was a large break in traffic. Four to five cars could have gone. So, I'm just about to lose it, when one of the cars in between me and the shit for brains in the lead honks their horn. It was just a short tap, ya know not like me and what I would normally do and lay down on it till I get a reaction out of your unobservant ass. Okay, so there is a short honk and the guy leans out his window and starts yelling at the car behind him. At this point my blood is boiling. I want my gun so bad so I can save the human race from one ignorant waste of oxygen. Well, this guy finally decides to look forward and tears off in a hurry. Way to go moron, now if you just had that much enthusiasm when the opportunity to move was first presented, you wouldn't have delayed me to sit and wait for the light to turn green again. Not that one more minute is devastating to me but its the principal behind it. These self absorbed jackasses obstructed and delayed me in one trip to the store. These small delays and obstructions are the cause behind traffic accidents and traffic in general. Pull your fucking head out of you ass and pay attention. When you get in your car, DRIVE! Stop trying to be a pimp on your cell phone. Stop packing a bowl and steering with your knee. Stop thinking that everyone else can get around you. Get the fuck out of my way! Get your ass out of the left lane if you're not gonna speed! Maintain your speed! Find a parking spot! Accelerate like you want to get somewhere. It doesn't take two blocks to get up to 45! Pull over if you're lost! And if you can't see well, how the fuck did you find your car? I'm done.

illuminati_604 45M

5/1/2005 5:55 pm

Too funny! Going to the mega hardware store on a Sunday... what are you thinking? Of course every joker will be out on the road possibly even hungover from the previous evenings, so expect it to be slow. Come on it's the weekend!

You can only go as fast as the person blocking your path on the road... that's a fact. The guy speeding up and down to match your speed should be beaten with a wet noodle. I'm just glad you don't also ride a motorcycle... you would definitely not enjoy being "invisible", being cut off constantly by people who can barely manage to tie their shoes without breaking a sweat, or let alone dress themselves to get into their vehicle.

I agree there are a fair number of clueless drivers out there, lazy you can call them. I avoid weekend driving as much as possible. Sunday drivers do not have a true destination, they are simply taking their sweet time and decide on a whim where they are going because they really have nothing else to do, and technically get in your way. I feel your pain.


freetime648 52F

5/2/2005 12:12 am

I am the queen of road rage, that is why I do not drive much. I hate slow people, people on their cell phones, reading, or even whoopin their kids ass, who are in the back seat mind you!!! This all boils my blood. But, instead of getting all worked up, just "drive on!" Don't let the small shit cloud your head!! Save it for the bigger and better angers!!! Drive safe!!!


xx FREETIME648 xx


READY4aRIDER 33F

5/3/2005 9:53 pm

Oh my god, you sound like me with all the cusing. Its like everytime you get on the road all the fucking dumbass people come out just to fuck up your day. You would think that people with a license actually could drive and follow the speed limit, but of course we arent that lucky. I mean how fucking hard is it to switch lanes, if you see a car right on your ass then that means GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY, us normal people have places to go.


kelly922 50T  
6 posts
5/14/2005 8:27 am

wow! sounds like you were in my head reliving my daily drive to and from dallas! I bet we have a lot more in common!


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