just for men  

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9/6/2006 5:08 pm

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9/11/2006 4:45 am

just for men

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the
doctor to get a physical. A
few days later the doctor saw Morris
walking down the street with a
gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days later the doctor
spoke to Morris and said, You're
really doing great, aren't you?

Morris replied, "Just doing what you said,
Doc Get a hot mamma and
be cheerful.
The doctor said,I didn't say that. I said, You've got a heart murmur. Be careful.

A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed
around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist.

The psychiatrist said he needed to build his
self-esteem, and so gave him a book on
assertiveness, which he read on the way home.

He had finished the book by the time he
reached his house.

The man stormed into the house and walked
up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said,
"From now on, I want you to know that
I am the man of this house, and my word
is law! I want you to prepare me a
gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm
finished eating my meal, I expect a
sumptuous dessert afterward. Then,
after dinner, you're going to draw
me my bath so I can relax. And when
I'm finished with my bath, guess
who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

"The funeral director," said his wife.

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