WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH :  

hotones0001 38M/45F
71 posts
9/20/2005 9:56 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH :

>1. I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE MY PURSE IS.
>
>2. I BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH MY ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING MY BUTT
>WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.
>
>3. I'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED I WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY
>BELIEVE I COULD DO IT TOO.
>
>4. IN MY LAST TRIP TO PEE, I REALIZE I NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS
>HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS I WAS JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.
>
>5. I DROP MY 3:00 A.M. SUBMARINE SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR (WHICH I'M
>EATING
>EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY), PICK IT UP AND CARRY ON
>EATING IT.
>
>6. I START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE I SEE THAT I LOVE THEM SOOOOO
>MUCH.
>
>7. I GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW
>SONG
>PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG !"
>
>8. I'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO
>ME.
>
>9. THE MAN I'M FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE MY 5TH GRADE TEACHER.
>
>10. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND
>SING
>OR DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING.
>
>11. MY EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO I
>KEEP
>THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY.
>
>12. I'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.
>
>13. I YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO (I THINK) CHEATED ME BY GIVING ME
>JUST
>LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE I CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.
>
>14. I THINK I'M IN BED, BUT MY PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE
>KITCHEN
>FLOOR
>
>15. I START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE
>WRONG WAY BUT..."
>
>16. I FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN I SIT ON IT.
>
>17. MY HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES.
>
>18. I'M TIRED SO I JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER I HAPPEN TO BE
>STANDING) AND TAKE A QUICK NAP.
>
>19. I BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON MY BUTTON FLY PANTS TO
>CUTDOWN
>ON THE TIME I'M IN THE BATHROOM AWAY FROM MY DRINK.
>
>20. I TAKE MY SHOES OFF BECAUSE I BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT I'M
>HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
>
>SEND THIS ALONG TO ALL THE GIRLS YOU KNOW WHO LIKE TO HAVE FUN. MAKE
>THEM LAUGH AT THEMSELVES LIKE YOU PROBABLY DID... SADLY, MANY ARE
>TRUE.
>LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE OF IT...KIND OF LIKE PLAYDOUGH


rm_icenbigirl 37M/37F
16 posts
9/20/2005 10:44 am

that is so true lol i enjoyed that alot thanx


hotones0001 38M/45F

9/21/2005 9:15 am

icenbigirl ~ thank you for responding. my sister sent it to me and i thought it was "so true" also...i had to post it. lol ; )
glad you enjoyed...
smoochies ; )


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