father of one of my children  

hotcold33 50M
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4/28/2006 8:53 am
father of one of my children

A man was standing next in line at a checkout, when the attractive

blonde woman in front of him turned around and gave him a big smile.

"Hello," she said, as she waited for her change.

"Er, I'm sorry. Do I know you?" The man said in some confusion.

"Oh, my mistake. I thought you were the father of one of my children,"

she said apologetically, and picking up her shopping, she left the

store. The man was astonished. He thought, "How amazing that a good looking

woman like that should have forgotten who fathered her children." Then

he began to worry. He had had an encounter in his youth that could

have resulted in a child he didn't know about. She had been blonde, pretty,

and about the same height. On leaving the store, he saw the woman getting

into her car. He ran

over to her and said, "Look, you couldn't have been the girl I met that

night at a party in Hampstead, in 1980 could you? We shagged on the

billiards table in front of everyone, things got really wild and I got so


that I didn't get your number." The woman looked utterly outraged and said,

"No! I'm your son's

English teacher."

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