Polish man moved to the USA  

hotcold33 50M
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5/29/2006 4:25 am
Polish man moved to the USA


Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his
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> English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he
> rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a
> divorcefor him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on
> the circumstances, and asked him the following
> questions:
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> Have you any grounds?
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> Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
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> No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
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> It made of concrete.
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> I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
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> No, we have carport, and not need one.
> I mean. What are your relations like?
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> All my relations still in Poland.
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> Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
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> We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
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> Does your wife beat you up?

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> No, I always up before her.
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> Why do you want this divorce?

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> She going to kill me.
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> What makes you think that?
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> I got proof.
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> What kind of proof?

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> She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf
> in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover".

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