A blonde calls her boyfriend  

hotcold33 50M
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4/29/2006 8:56 am
A blonde calls her boyfriend

> A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and
> help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
> started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's
> finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box,
> it's a rooster." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the
> puzzle.
> She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all
> over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the
> box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do,
> we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything
> resembling a rooster." He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you
> to relax. Let's
> have a nice cup of tea, and then..... " he said with a deep
> sigh"............
> Let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."

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