I want a Job!!!  

hotcloviscouple 51M/45F
42 posts
12/20/2005 11:28 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

I want a Job!!!


A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing

welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man

who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".

The guy says, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."

rasungod22 58M
77 posts
12/20/2005 12:09 pm



JuStGeTtiNmIne 53F

12/29/2005 10:59 am

Thanks for the laugh....


rm_sandman3sum 44M
4 posts
1/8/2006 4:37 am

very funny. JuStGeTtiNmine Thanks for your pic! Your hot.

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