Things You Wish You Could Say At Work, But Can't  

hotNhorny5000 37F
53 posts
1/18/2006 12:39 am

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Things You Wish You Could Say At Work, But Can't

1.) Ahhhh....I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again.

2.) How about never? Is never good for you?!

3.) I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

4.) I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me!!

5.) I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.

6.) I can see your point, but I still think you are full of shit.

7.) You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

8.) I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn!

9.) I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

10.) The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you are an artist.

11.) Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

12.) What am I? Flypaper for freaks?

13.) I'm not being rude. You're being insignificant.

14.) Who me? I don't work here, I just wonder from room to room!

methodman1000 39M
1775 posts
1/18/2006 11:57 pm

funny post,lol....

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