A Man's Sex Life  

hotNhorny5000 37F
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1/23/2006 12:36 pm

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A Man's Sex Life

It seems that when the good Lord was making the world, he called Man aside and bestowed upon him 20 years of normal sex life. Man was horrified, but the Creator refused to budge.

Then the Lord called the monkey, and gave him 20 years. "But I don't need 20 years," said the monkey. "Ten is plenty." Man spoke up and said, "May I have the other 10 years?" The monkey agreed.

The Lord called on the lion, and also gave him 20 years. The lion, too, wanted only 10. Again, Man spoke up, "May I have the other 10 years?" "Of course," said the lion.

Then came the donkey, who was also given 20 years. Like the others, 10 years was enough for him. Man again asked for the spare 10 years, and got them.

This explains why Man has 20 years of NORMAL sex, 10 years of MONKEYING AROUND, 10 years of LION about it, and 10 years of making a JACKASS out of himself.

PassionKisses4Me 44F

1/23/2006 2:03 pm

LMAO....so very funny...thanks for the laugh


sassybelle21 32F
13313 posts
1/23/2006 3:23 pm


Kaff69 44M

1/24/2006 1:08 am

Hey Hot LOL but i never had 20 yrs of normal sex.
I had 20 yrs of abnormal great satisfying sex LOL.

So you saying you gonna leave me after using up my 20 yrs? hahaha

P.S:- Do I need to post something in my blog to respond to this? *winks*

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