A Dog Named Sex by Morty Storm  

hotNhorny5000 37F
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1/18/2006 10:14 am

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A Dog Named Sex by Morty Storm

Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call mine "Sex". He's a great pal, but he has caused a lot of embarrassment.

When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like one too!" Then, I said,"But this is a dog." He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He winked at me and said "You must have been quite a kid."

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog along. I told the motel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said, "You don't need a special room. As long as you pay your bill, we don't care what you do." I said, "You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Funny, I have the same problem."

Once I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I looked so disappointed. I said I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets. "You don't understand," I said. "I'd hoped to have Sex on TV." He said, "With cable all over the place, it's no big deal anymore."

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "The courtroom isn't a confessional. Stick to the case, please." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me too."

Last night, Sex ran off again. I looked all over town for him. A cop came up and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I told him I was looking for Sex. My case goes to court on Friday.

rm_kcapper 46M
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1/25/2006 2:19 pm

This one is funny

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