9 Things That Bug  

hotNhorny5000 37F
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1/24/2006 1:52 am

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9 Things That Bug

I got this in an e-mail, and I really liked it, so.............

9 Things That Bug!!

1.) People who point at their wrist while asking for the time......I know where my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point to my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2.) People who are willing to get up to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3.) When people say: "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4.) When people say: "It's always the last place you look." Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5.) When people say while watching a film: "Did you see that?" No loser. I paid $12 to come to the cinima and stare at the floor.

6.) People who ask: "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't give me much choice there, did ya sunshine?

7.) When something is "New & Improved". Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.

8.) When people say: "Life is short." What the hell? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?

9.) When you are waiting for the bus, and someone asks: "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here?

rm_kcapper 46M
5 posts
1/26/2006 11:25 am

You have probably asked some of those questions at some point

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