question about cocks...yes I said cocks  

CastsAetasPoets 52F
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5/30/2006 11:53 pm

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6/4/2006 2:57 pm

question about cocks...yes I said cocks


Okay, so I’ve been thinking and this particular question popped into my head. Why do men name their cocks? When did they start this phenomenon? Does every man name his cock? How do they pick these names? Every male that I know has a name for his cock. And why do we only name this particular anatomical part?

I dated a guy in the army and he names his “the ol’ red white and blue”, um ok, so now every time I have to recite the pledge of allegiance or sing the national anthem, I have to stop myself from laughing and thinking of that. All I can picture is a penis waving from the flagpole. Thanks to me, now you will too.

One night with another man I dated, he asked if Rod Stewart could come out and play. Um, okay, I’m pretty sure if I had a cock, Rod Stewart wouldn’t have been my first choice, but his voice is sexy. I wonder how Rod would feel about the fact a cock is named after him, probably as proud as a new daddy.

Sneaky snake? Need I say more? You know what I’m saying.

Then there is my favorite, MOJO. This man loved it when he could say, “Mr. Mojo’s rising”. All my life, mojo was coffee until he came along. Mornings were his favorite time; need some Mojo to get ya going?

So, let’s here some of the names you guys and gals have run across.

CastsAetasPoets 52F

5/31/2006 4:28 pm

cute names!! And thank you for answering my questions. I am surprised there aren't more comments, but oh well. I guess it's a big secret.


rm_youbetcha74 44M

6/1/2006 7:41 pm

LMAO! When I was little... I named mine Herman... thinking it would be as in Herman the Monster when I grew up... Now, after puberty and reality have set in, more like Herman Survivor, after the boot company...


CastsAetasPoets 52F

6/1/2006 8:29 pm

seriously? I didn't put this on my post for a reason, because it has to do with my XH, who I just detest, but anyways, he named his for herman munster. How weird is that?


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