Aren't porn shops great?  

hornymarc18
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9/17/2005 3:15 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Aren't porn shops great?


Well, it took me a full year to go to a friggin porn shop but I finally did it. I had origially planned to go when I turned 18, but the adult video store near my area had closed right before my b-day (fuckin A, man). Last night, some friends of mine wanted to go find the new location, so we got in my car and went on our merry little way. I knew the general direction to go in, but I had no clue as to how to get there.
So I get onto loop 1604 and start heading for I 35; it took FOREVER!!! I guess I was driving about a half hour before my friends Mel and Kyle looked up and said, "Maybe we past up 35." After they said that the sign for our exit finally came up. Yes! Victory is mine! Now to just travel down 35 and look for the sign to the shop. Easier said than done, especially at night. Traveling down the highway for another ten minutes we finally see the sign, but the exit is blocked off due to an accident. Damn it! So I get off at the next exit and take a turn around to get there. However nothing is that simple: San Antonio has too many roads that twist and turn in weird directions just to go ten feet ahead of you. The hardest part about that is finding the right twisting road to choose, in this most unfamiliar of places. Of course I screwed it up and went back to the same turn around, but finally I got on the right path and made it to the adult video parking lot.
Since I took my friends such a great distance and didn't charge them for gas I bargained for a decent porno. Kyle was apprehensive about it, but then I told him that if he wanted then he could pay the $18 in gas that I wasted trying to get there. Finding my way back wasn't easy either.
Going back we saw a sign that said Wurzbach Rd, which I could follow all the way back to my place, so we went down it. Well, for some reason the sign is ther just for show: I ended up on Wurzbach Parkway, which is much different. After traveling down a couple of major roads and panicing that none of us recognized any of the names, we finally hit Blanco Rd. So we stopped at a gas station to get pointed in the right direction and headed to 1604. After that it was smooth sailing. All in all it was a fun night. I never thought that I'd end up wasting three hours and a half a tank of gas just to get to a porn shop, but after I put on my porno when I got home it all seemed worth it.

willy23231000 52M

9/22/2005 7:51 am

lets here what you,kyle,and mel did when you put yhe porno in!


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