Will The Real Big Dicks Please Stand Up?  

hornyit_makesme 34F
21 posts
6/3/2006 2:29 pm

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10/17/2007 7:13 am

Will The Real Big Dicks Please Stand Up?


Ok, I'm not looking for 12 inches or anything but I'm not looking for anything the size of my pinky finger either. Men, I am tired of running into baby dicks. If you know your dick is small, please about face and get the hell away from me, quickly. I swear, if I'm with another man and he has me all hot and ready to fuck and then he pulls out his dick and I see that I need a magnifying glass to see it, I'm gonna just bite it off!!! I'm not saying that you have to be solely "packing" but I want you to make me moan. I want you to make me eventually squirt my juices on you. Thats only if you can handle it.
Here's a chart for you to measure up...From Smallest to Biggest
Wee Wee
Pee Pee
Ding A Ling
Penis
Dick
Schlong
Shaboinker
Any questions?

LilSquirt_4mfm 67M/67F
3394 posts
6/3/2006 3:10 pm

i understand the others on the list, but how big is "any questions?"

... lol ... just funnin ya ......the list caught my silly eye

... hi hornyit ... good hunting

LilJessicaSQuirt
♥§ΩuirT♥er & MFM Tail§


akron42   
2375 posts
6/3/2006 3:17 pm

I agree a small dick can be an obstacle, but most of the men I've been with that had a weewee knew what to do with what they were given! And there's always fingers and tongues! Best of luck in your search!


ShaneLiveLife 50M

6/3/2006 3:34 pm

A cruel blog !

but very very funny !!!

Live with passion !


Satyr48 67M
1773 posts
6/3/2006 3:37 pm

You need to talk to my wife... except that she just turned off her profile.
For many years she was satisfied with my 6 1/2", and a few moderately larger (7" - 9") boyfriends.
Recently, she got a bug for Super Size. She set up her profile (actually I set it up for her) and she started reeling them in like tuna in a net...
She got replies from so many 10" to 11+" guys, she had to sort them by length, thickness, & other "qualities". She eventually did find her 12 1/4" Monster Man and has been seeing him for a while now. We still have sex - more than ever, actually - but she's definitely "hooked on hung".
Don't quit too easily - there's plenty of meat out there for you... Trust me!
Good hunting!

P.S. - as to your list... There is a restaurant (biker bar, really) in Houston that advertises their hot dogs "Like men, come in three sizes: Small, Medium, and 'Oh My GOD!'"

Pleasing women in unbelievable ways for 45 years...
You could be next...


rm_mrchicago4 43M
1 post
7/12/2006 5:01 am

mr bigdick can help sexy an you in my city to get at me.


chitownstud1986 30M

7/28/2006 9:19 pm

whats good ma check my profile


rm_meanolyon 40M

9/14/2006 10:27 pm

I think i fall somewhere in between dick and schlong, check my pics and let me know


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