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My last blog before i change my membership
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Aug 21, 2009 1:28 pm
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I MUST BE SETTING A GOD DAMN RECORD
The record i'm probably setting is amount of time without sex with a woman/lady. you see everything was great life was beutifull having fun good sex >>! and partying 3 nights a week . Then one day a job opertunity came up and i thought yeah once in a while chance.chatted with other half and both agreed to move.
So went to work the next day happy and care free life was good, it was like that for a couple of weeks then as the move got closer things changed and i got the impression she didn't want to move even though she never admitted to it. So went to work as usual but today was different we were quiet so got sent home early.
Well as you can guess the unthinkable happend decided to nip round hers for a cuppa and see how she was, a key was always left for me so i unlocked the door and let myself in and bang there she was in bed with my best mate, well i was mortified told the pair of them to get fucked! ironic i know and went,thats the last time iv'e seen them,
YOU SEE THAT WAS 9 YEARS AGO NOW,and THATS THE LAST TIME I SLEPT WITH A WOMAN all i ask myself is why did i take that fucking job??????????????????????
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Oh Well Thats It i Suppose
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Aug 20, 2009 12:14 pm
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Oh well here goes i suppose, now iv'e been on this site since may had fun times writing and reading blogs and having friends on here to chat with. But thats it iv'e tried to chat with local people and tried to meet or make dates but nothing. i'm never rude i say things with honesty. I'm clean respectable and disease free always have been.I'm also quite intellectual and can hold a good conversation. I joined this after 9 years of not dating or being/sleeping with anyone.
Now i have to ask what is it with me? is it ugliness or being honest, respecting someone is that not the right thing to do? I'm sorry but i don't understand, so in the next few days i am closing my profile down.
I will probably start afresh sometime in the next two weeks different username and standard membership, photo's i not to sure about that might not put any on if i'm not much to look at.
There are a few friends on here will get the invites to my new profile, and i have to thank them for the chats and blogs they made me feel welcome.So see you around.
So HUGGS KISSES And PEACE to you all.
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The Fakes get Funnier and Funnier.
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Aug 19, 2009 2:37 am
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Well you know i usually ignore fake flirts and profiles, and there are several countries that pop up.
So when i recieved my last couple of flirts i was about to ignore them when i noticed something different it was the names of where they are from, Do these people ever read or have any idea what they put down on their profile i could not stop laughing because they are so obviously FAKE! so here they are.
(1) heading looking for soul mate!from ADELAIDE,UNITED KINGDOM,GHANA. 5202 miles from me, I mean come on adelaide is in australia 16000 miles away and when has the uk and ghana been together.
(2) looking for maridge oops they can't spell. from SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA,CANADA.5120 miles from me, yeah right sydney is 17000 miles from me. again when has sydney been in canada.
I think there should be a rogues gallery of fake profiles and destinations.
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Bloody weekend has been ruined by a virus
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Aug 16, 2009 1:03 am
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The weekend started off really well, got to work thinking oh god this is going to be bad,doing the shit shift 12 to 10 errgh, but lo and behold find out we have all the good staff in so we are gonna have some fun. It's also our local Carnival day so were going to be very busy. Busy oh god we got hit que's out the door all day and waiting time for table's but everyone is having a laugh
The Carnival starts about 6pmlots of bands and floats everyone 's having a great time got hit again in the evening now i was starting to feel a bit funny .Finished about 10.30 got lift home from the boss got in the house sat down totally knackered, went to bed early spent all night tossing and turning
got the headache from hell, body feels like iv'e been 10 rounds with mike tyson oh hell it aches, temperature through the roof so now i'm feeling like so instead of going out and enjoying myself today i think i am gonna spend the day in and out of bed and all because of a little virus/bug we can't see THANKS MOTHER NATURE.
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Nursery Rhym No2
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Aug 15, 2009 2:02 am
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Mary had a little lamb
it's coat as black as charcoal
And every time it went to fart
sparks flew out it's asshole.
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Nursery rhym no1
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Aug 14, 2009 12:12 am
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Jack and jill went up the hill
to fetch a roll of cheese
jack came down with a smile and a frown
and his trousers round his knee's
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A little blog To Naughtyanwantsit
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Aug 13, 2009 2:43 am
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Sometimes i put my foot in it, or maybe i assume it.No one is here personally or soley for me alone.You are one good friend, If my previous blog seemed shitty or rude then please accept my apologies, it has been deleted as i promised, and i hope you still would like me to come out and say hello and meet when i get my visa for my holiday in America. lots Cxxxxxxxx
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A Question or two about CUMMING
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Aug 9, 2009 3:45 pm
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NUMBER1 What would sex be like if men could cum as much as a woman can when having sex so both would have multiple orgasms together.
Number 2 what would sex be like if women could only cum once like a man so both would only cum once together....\8
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Lets have another Joke
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Aug 7, 2009 4:01 pm
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Little boy is crying in the mall/supermarket
Security guard comes over and askes whats a matter
Little boy looks up and says iv'e lost my mummy
Security guard says what she like
Little boy replies BIG COCKS and VODKA!
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A Little Ode to all the Fiendships made on Adult FriendFinder
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Aug 6, 2009 8:50 am
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Thank you for being a friend
Travelling down the road and back again
Your a friend and a Confident
And if you new much we have
Your gonna see the best of us now
With all the tears and troubles shared
You know you've got someone who cared
With a kind word in your ear
And a solid shoulder to steer
You will always hear the words
THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND
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THANKS TO MY FRIENDS
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Aug 6, 2009 12:58 am
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I have read the responses to my blog (serous questions about myself),and i want to say a big THANK YOU to those special people plus a couple of other special friends who have my hotmail address.It has made me realise that there are some trully real caring wonderful people on here as well as words my HEART says thanks as well lifes to short to worry.Now i'm goin to let this profile run out and start afresh and there will be invites to the special few friends that have made me laugh,think,say ahhh and welcomed me into their lives,you have made me feel comfortable and wanted so from now on i am going to relax have fun and whatever happens happens.KISSES HUGGS PEACE HAPPINESS and ???????????? LOTS CONRAD. 
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