Rachel extends an unusual invitation  

horneycheeks 63M
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9/28/2005 2:09 am

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Rachel extends an unusual invitation


Rachel called me on her cell phone.

“How would you like to entertain me and my girlfriends at a bachelorette party?”

“What?" I said. "Are you kidding?”

“No. I’m quite serious. We want you to do a strip and entertain a room full of young women. How does that sound?”

“Tell me more.”

“I told them all about your little show at the gym. We all thought it might be fun if you come to the party and pretend to be the main attraction. We would want you to perform completely nude, with an erection. You obviously don’t have any problem keeping that cute little thing hard. Do you think you could walk around with that little thing wagging in front of you for an hour or so? It’s so skinny and harmless, the girls would have a hilarious time watching you. “

“A bachelorette party? One of your girlfriends is getting married?” I asked.

“Yes. We will all pretend that you‘re the main attraction. The bride-to-be will think you’re the male dancer we hired. We can’t wait to see her expression when you unzip your pants and bring out your skinny little tool. It will be hysterical.”

“Why me? Why not hire a stud with something between his legs she could get excited about?”

Rachel laughed. “It’s going to be a joke, Dennis. After the bride is convinced you are her big prize, there will be a knock on the door and a hot male stripper–an actual Chippendale’s dancer with a real dick–will come in and create some wild excitement. It will make your so-called erection look even funnier.”

“Oh, I get it. I will be there strictly for laughs.”

“Exactly. What did you think? That we want you for your dick?” Rachel let out a horse laugh. “Don’t be ridiculous. We will be laughing at your little hard-on the whole time you’re there. And it will get even funnier when the dancer strips and starts swinging his huge cock around. The comparison between your little twig and his gorgeous dick should have us all in stitches!”

“I don’t know. I guess maybe I could do it.”

“The party is next Thursday,” said Rachel. “Think it over. I’ll call you again tomorrow.”

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dutifulblonde 35F

9/29/2005 6:31 am

Two nights ago I went to a sleepover at a neighbor’s apartment. She is a gold AdultFriendFinder member with a brand new computer. I suggested we watch some of the videos showing men masturbating. All eight of us were fascinated. So many of the men here are really BIG! Oh, my god! Several guys had cocks that looked eleven or twelve inches long. Dreamy!! Others were unbelievably thick. It was really exciting! We all got really turned on! We squealed like little schoolgirls watching cock after cock spurt thick loads of cum everywhere. And then we found your profile and watched your videos. We couldn’t stop laughing! You really do have a pencil dick. Except that it doesn’t really qualify as a “dick.” I thought you might be interested to know that all eight of us agreed. The vote was unanimous.

You have a very, very small “penis”!


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