Rachel Talks Dick  

horneycheeks 63M
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9/23/2005 2:27 am

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Rachel Talks Dick

Rachel is a fabulously beautiful girl I met at the gym. She’s a thirty-something blonde who works hard to stay in perfect shape. She has a radiant smile and full, lips that remind me of Angelina Jolie. Her legs are long and tan and trim–the kind that make me stare in spite of all my efforts to look away. And her tits–oh my god! Absolutely awesome. We’ve spoken on the phone a few times and she promised me we would meet for dinner sometime soon.

She called me yesterday after I got back from the gym and asked if we could meet for a drink tonight. Of course I jumped at the chance. We met at a bar on the Promenade in Santa Monica. When she walked in I almost keeled over. She was wearing a short black cocktail dress and red heels. The well-toned muscles of her long legs as she strode toward me made me gasp. The brief skirt accentuated the splendor of her trim thighs. Her cascading blonde hair brushed the skin of her bare shoulders. The dress was strapless, and cut so low that the soft elegance of her enticing breasts was almost completely exposed. It was daring for a woman with such glorious breasts to try to cover them with so little. The fleshy mounds danced with her every step.

She took the seat next to mine at the bar and crossed those incredible legs. Her skirt hiked up well above her hips as she sat down, and I knew that every man in that bar had to be staring. “Hi Dennis!” she said. Those amazing lips were painted a sultry pink, and her smile was the kind that left no doubt that she knew exactly the effect she was having on the entire room. She leaned forward, and her fantastic breasts were as naked as if she had been wearing nothing at all. The look in her eyes told me that she didn’t mind that I was staring.

“Would you like a drink,” I asked.

“A Mai Tai, please.”

I glanced at the bartender, but he was way ahead of me.

“You look absolutely stunning,” I said. “I’m delighted that you finally agreed to meet me for a date.”

“This is no date, sweetie. I just wanted to talk to you after what happened yesterday at the gym.” Rachel grinned, then laughed with obvious delight. “That was quite a show you put on.”

“Oh my god!” I said. “You were there?”

“Oh, yes. I was there. Didn’t you see me? My girlfriends and I saw everything. You looked really cute.”

The bartender served her drink and she thanked him. The simple movement of bringing the glass to her lips was enough to free the swollen mounds of her breasts from her flimsy bodice, exposing her nipples to everyone’s view.

“You were walking slowly enough,” she continued. “As if you wanted us girls to see how really small you are. I wanted to see you so I could apologize to you. I’m really sorry that we all laughed like that. None of us could believe that a hard-on could look so small and skinny.” She looked directly into my eyes and let out a wicked, feminine laugh that could be heard across the room. “But… well, you obviously had a full erection. Your little thing was really sticking up and wagging all over the place. It was almost like you wanted us girls to know that you have the smallest penis we had ever seen. Several girls told me that they had no idea a man could be so small. It was very interesting to watch you walking naked with that cute little erection. We really enjoyed it.”

“And you wanted to see me to apologize?” I asked.

“Well, yes,” she replied. “I’ve enjoyed talking to you on the phone, and I had been thinking about dating you, but of course now that’s out of the question. I wanted to apologize for laughing so loud and to thank you for showing me and my girlfriends that you don’t really have a dick at all. Now we don’t have to worry about the sex thing. We can just be friends.”

“You’re welcome,” I said.

“I put on this dress because you are, after all, a man, and I’m sure you like for a woman to look like she’s eager to fuck, even though you obviously have nothing to fuck me with.” This time her delightful laughter went on for almost a minute. She uncrossed her legs, then paused before recrossing them, as if to show me the lovely little place where I would never be invited to go. “It was really sweet of you to show me and my girlfriends that you are, well, completely harmless. Now we don’t have to worry with that.”

“Damn! You are incredibly beautiful!” I said. And I meant it. She was.

“I’ll bet you’re stiff right now, aren’t you?” she asked. Rachel leaned forward to give me a clear view of those luscious tits. She pulled her top down just enough to completely expose her feminine charms to the view of everyone in the bar. “I’ll bet that’s a real problem for you, isn’t it? Having a little thing that gets hard so easily but that’s so utterly useless. It’s one thing for a man to be short, but–oh, my god!–you really have no girth at all, do you?” She laughed again, making the sort of sultry sound that might have otherwise foretold a night in her bed.

When the bartender didn’t say anything, Rachel let her top fall away completely. Her full, naked breasts looked resplendent under the soft lights. It wasn’t long before another man came over and offered to buy her a drink. I listened intently until he made his move and invited her to his room. As I watched the gorgeous mistress of those long, sexy legs walk with him arm-in-arm toward the door, her “good bye” words resonated in my mind. “I’m really horny,” she had whispered in my ear. “I’ll bet he’s really well-hung!”


digdug41 49M

9/23/2005 9:30 am

WOOOOW thats some shit huh I would never show my face in the gym again,well you better have a long tongue bro or your just assed out

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redmustang91 57M  
8599 posts
9/23/2005 10:12 am

Strange form of reverse advertising? Some very small vagina women want pencil dicks? If God gives you lemons make lemonade? Are there small cock whores? So many questions and so little interest in pursuing the answers.

dutifulblonde 35F

9/24/2005 6:23 am

Dennis: Sorry. I saw your videos and I have to agree with Rachel: "You don't really have a dick at all." You make average guys look like John Holmes. If I had been there at your gym, I would have been one of the girls who laughed at your skinny little "erection" when that stud pulled your shorts off. Nothing personal, but it is definitely thinner than any "hard-on" I've ever seen. Intercourse with you wouldn't even qualify as sex. You obviously have a woman's ass, so it probably is a clitoris.

horneycheeks 63M

9/25/2005 3:38 pm

Looks like Rachel's viewpoint is getting a lot of support here. Maybe I should change the name of my blog to "Pencil Clit." Mark gave my ass an amazing demonstration of the difference between a dick (his) and a clit (mine) Friday night. My poor little sphincter felt like a pussy when his oversized cock was done with it. Oh, my god! I will add that post soon.

Dutifulblonde: You have incredibly gorgeous tits! Wow!


dutifulblonde 35F

9/26/2005 2:41 am

Thank you for the nice compliment on my tits, Dennis.

You have an incredibly thin little penis! Or should I say clit? LOL!

{No way will you ever get your hands on my tits, but I do enjoy reading your very entertaining blog.}

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