THE FUNNIER SIDE OF MEN.....  

honeypotza 48F
124 posts
6/3/2006 4:49 am

Last Read:
6/14/2006 1:10 pm

THE FUNNIER SIDE OF MEN.....



I received this in an email the other day and i really got a good laugh out of it so i hope others do.....
oh and in case u you might think i don't like guys.... i love them...... but its great to see the funnier side of them..... this was sent to me by a guy which made it even funnier.....
enjoy...

1. Men are like ....Laxatives .... They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like ..Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like .....Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like ....Blenders ... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ..Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like ..Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like .......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like ......Mascara .... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like .Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms .. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ......Lava Lamps .. Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.


alchemistz9 57M

6/3/2006 5:12 am

Too true


rm_lienkie 52F
45 posts
6/3/2006 8:37 am

whahah ja i do agree there but the also like a cellphone hey when u want to use it the battries are flat!


rm_wowitsfun 57M

6/11/2006 12:48 pm

It depends….

1. Women are like Automobiles Men should change yearly even if they have qualities.

2. Women are like Computers Very necessary but mostly hurt the eyes.

3. Women are like Traffic lights Red always when you need to get there fast.

4. Women are like Shopping in P&P Not interesting but we have to go for it.

5. Women are like Public toilette Need it, but don’t complain about the bad smell.

And it depends …. Only on her

1. Women are like Automobiles Comfort us, help us to arrive faster and become our love.

2. Women are like Computers Open new horizons, offering a lot and simplify our life.

3. Women are like Traffic lights Cant’ be always green but essential for our safety.

4. Women are like Shopping in P&P Practically offering the basics when we have no time.

5. Women are like Public toilette Valuable, especially when SHE walks next to us and needs it, as usual (LO.


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