True confessions of a con job  

honestjohn4u 57M
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5/10/2006 11:39 am

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True confessions of a con job

I have created a fictional character on AdultFriendFinder. It was just out of curiosity to find out what works. Well I found out and I'm still perplexed. My little alias is into everything. If they had a radio button for beastiality or necrophilia he would have pushed it. He is a total pervert and inveterate gash hound.
Damned if he doesn't do better than my Howdy Doody, Ritchie Cunningham act. Now I am not hurt by this as it is mostly standard members that can't read profiles anyhow, but if they could I wonder if they would have winked after all. Unfortunately just like Alice Cooper, or Mr Hyde, my little character cannot exist in the real world so I hope I a haven't broken to many hearts.
The girls that wink at everything in sight usually cancel their memberships within days. I wonder what happened?
Illustration by Basil Wolverton

I Swami Johnny see's all, knows all, tells very little.

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