Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?  

honestjohn4u 57M
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4/19/2006 7:08 pm

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8/15/2010 7:18 pm

Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

Ah, yes, divorce..., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and
practicing law somewhere.


I Swami Johnny see's all, knows all, tells very little.


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