Dear John  

honestjohn4u 57M
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4/27/2006 1:58 pm

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8/15/2010 7:16 pm

Dear John

My name is Herbert and I need your help. You see I am a very lonely man and work all night as a security guard alone. I have lived with my mother all my life until she recently passed away and now I really am all alone. All the other workers make fun of me because I'm a little slow. I am so lonely and depressed I don't know if I want to live. Please Help
Dear Herbert
I am so glad that you have chosen to write. I would recommend that you renew your subscription to Soldier of Fortune magazine. Then go clean your rifle on the top of some high building, with a commanding view of the street below. While your at it meditate on the way people have mistreated you.
PS If your looking for sympathy it is located in the dictionary between shit and syphillus. And thanks once again for writing.
Yours Honest John

I Swami Johnny see's all, knows all, tells very little.

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