heyyall68 49M
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4/1/2006 10:00 pm

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4/2/2006 10:47 am


Okay here are some quick answers to frequently asked questions:

How do you get a nun pregnant?
1. Fuck her
2. Dress her up like an altar boy.

Why don't they teach sex ed and drivers ed the same day in alabama?
1. too damn hard on the mule

What does a man with a big cock eat for breakfast?
1. didn't think you'd know

What did jeffrey dahmer say when the cops opened his fridge?
1. my bologna has a first name

Why did the lesbian cross the street?
1. To suck my dick

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1. two, one to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick

How many lesbians does it take to wash the dishes?
1. three, one to wash, one to dry, and one to suck my dick.

okay, most lesbians probably won't find those last three very funny, but probably most others will.

what do you call a black doctor who just graduated med school.
1. Dr. you racist bastards

If you have any more questions please feel free to write. You have not been graded on any of your responses.

Thanks - J

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