What does YOUR fridge say about YOU???  

helga_hansen 49F  
3122 posts
1/2/2006 9:40 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

What does YOUR fridge say about YOU???

I've just finished washing the kitchen floor, and if you're like me, you start in the far corner and work your way towards the door (if you have one, of course!). As I get to the doorway, the fridge sits there, looming like a great white god (it would help if I told you I was on my hands and knees here). My fridge is a 'larder' fridge, and fits snugly under some shelving (lol, my kitchen was designed around my fridge and several other appliances), so it's not very tall. It's white, and filled with all the usual stuff you find in fridges.

Now, I'm not here to dissect and analyse fridge contents... nope, I want to talk about
fridge art. You know, the stuff that decorates your fridge. Makes your largest (and probably most expensive domestic appliance) different from all the rest.

If you're single, you probably don't have any fridge art. If you're the parents of young kids, then you probably have all those wonderful pictures that your darlings painted for you at kindergarten or school. You know the ones. The ones the teacher insists your child brings home! And if you're me, you have possibly one of the largest collections of fridge magnets known to man. Some I've bought myself over the years, and some have been given to me as gifts. People who know my sense of humour...

First up on the fridge are some seasonal magnets -

"Home is the heart of Christmas"
and
"A Family's Love is the Meaning of Christmas".

Then there are the usual ones that allude to the contents of the fridge -


"Thy Shalt Not Weigh More Than Thy Refrigerator!"
"By the time I'm thin FAT will be in!"
"Leftovers: bits of food that are kept in the refrigerator until they are old enough to be thrown away!"
"Danger! Hazardous Substances!"
(I have this one display when I'm trying to diet!)

And then there are the ones that tell you a little something more about me...


"I'd be unstoppable, if I could only just get started!"
"Cleaning the house when kids are growing is like shovelling snow when it's still snowing!!"
"Dull women have immaculate houses."
"You can touch the dust, but please don't write in it."
"Housework is evil. It must be stopped!"


There are two which were given to me by some work colleagues, and I guess this tells you they know me... just a bit!

"Whoop-de-fucking-do!"
and one which reads...
"Never underestimate the power of an extremely pissed off woman!!"

I have others too - cats, teddy bears, flags, photos of Mr Hansen and Master Hansen, and reminders of trips abroad. Lol, I even have some left over from my days as a Tupperware home party seller! My personal favourite, though, is one that was given to me by one of my bosses, several years back, and this one reads

"Shoot for the Moon! Even if you miss it, you will still land among the stars!"

So... what does YOUR fridge say about YOU?


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


HOTNBOTHERED0414 46F

1/2/2006 10:07 am

I HAVE NO FRIDGE ART....... DAMN I NEED TO GET SOME


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
1/2/2006 10:18 am

I think mine says I am a pig with a Pepsi addiction.


silkysmoothlegs3 105F

1/2/2006 10:20 am

My fridge says:

When i open the door in the morning it says

Hello ya fat cow

Then the next person opens the fridge and it says

Im empty

The fat cow has ate everything

good blogg babes

silky x


TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
1/2/2006 10:25 am

The main things that my fridge says about me are (a) that I like pizza and (b) that I like Shrek! There's also a reminder that I really need to get my new TV license soon and a generally ignored list of foods that comprise the ch'ang ming diet.

I do have two proper fridge magnets, each with a message that I try to remember as I wade through life: "At each stage of learning we must give up something, even if it is a way of life that we have always known" and "A garden is never finished".


007sexy40plus 51F  
7603 posts
1/2/2006 10:45 am

Mine says that I dont eat enough, But my children eats everything. Then it says, close my freaking door its hot out there.

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"


Babel__Fish 45F

1/2/2006 11:29 am

I have these on my bread box because they will not *stick* to my fridge.

Do something everyday that scares you!&
Sometimes it is not worth chewing through the restrants

Babel {=}


JJKittyKat 59F

1/2/2006 12:54 pm

What a coincidence, I have the Dull women have immaculate houses on my fridge!! plus a couple of other non- memorable magnets.


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
1/2/2006 2:15 pm

The only magnet on mine that say anything reads...

Missing: Husband and Cat. $100.00 reward for cat.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


sportsfan362436 47F

1/2/2006 10:51 pm

I have things for and from my kids... from a certificate that was presented to my 16 year old, to numerous drawings my 4 year old makes at school. I also have the letters of the alphabet, which are normally more on the floor, rather than the fridge.

*smiles, kisses n hugz*


sexyblokeinlincs 54M
470 posts
1/3/2006 12:09 am

Convenience.....

Al


AlbertPrince 57M

1/3/2006 5:59 am

Mine says you need to come and clean my kitchen floor too


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
1/3/2006 8:07 am

Hot... Lol, I can send you some of mine!

Saint... nothing wrong with having a Pepsi addiction (just hope you don't have that pig that oinks when you open the door!)

Silky... damn! You've got a talking fridge?

Q... Lol, my garden is definitely never finished!

Straight... lol, sounds like you're being eaten out of house and home too! When will these kids stop growing??

Swede... lol, I have the same problem with some of my fridge art... it's always being re-distributed!

Babel... mmm... restraints, huh? Sounds kinky to me!

JJ... and I'm sure you're not dull! I know I'm not!

Daph... oh, agreed! The cat is so totally worth more than the husband!

Sports.. I never had alphabet letters on mine. Damn, I need to get some!

Sexybloke... now that sounds just like a bloke!

Trav... lol... and have you??

Al... sure, you provide the bucket and cloth, and book my flight!

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


Babel__Fish 45F

1/4/2006 1:28 pm

Yes....

I am

The Kinky one


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