Tuesday's Smile  

helga_hansen 49F  
3122 posts
9/13/2005 1:35 am

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Tuesday's Smile

A plane is on its way to London when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class and that she will have to sit in the back.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to London and I'm staying right here."

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in first class and that she belongs in economy and won't move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to London and I'm staying right here."

The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason.

The pilot says, "You say she is a blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde."

He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry” and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to make her move without any fuss.

"I simply told her first class isn't going to London."

***Helga would like to point out to all readers that she herself is blonde. Only blondes are permitted to tell jokes about themselves***

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

AlbertPrince 57M

9/13/2005 4:37 am

Q: Why did God create blondes?

AlbertPrince 57M

9/13/2005 4:38 am

A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.

Al can get away with this as he was very blonde when he was young

rm_dizzyandfun 48F
752 posts
9/13/2005 7:50 am

Like the blonde newly wed asking her husband how he liked his boiled eggs. He told her boiled for 3 minutes. 20 minutes later he was still waiting and asked what was taking so long: She said - you said 3 minutes ..and there are 6 of them.........Doh !!

Thanks for the giggle helga! Like that one !!

Diz xx

brightblonde3 58F

9/15/2005 8:36 am

Helga, love those blonde jokes.

HOWEVER *picking up whip and chair*

Your Majesty *kneeling respectfully* keep it up and I'll show you a blonde joke or two. Harumph.

Dizzy, you are not a blonde...naughty naughty DIzzy. Didn't Helga caution you? Remember there are two of us and one of you here...

Shortcake wisely did not disclose her hair color on her profile.

(self explanatory)

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