Toy Story...  

helga_hansen 49F  
3122 posts
8/26/2005 12:37 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Toy Story...

Why do some men get intimidated by sex toys? Okay, you can get HUGE ones and they can turn us on at the touch of a button, but that's not the same as a good, thorough seeing to. Vibrators are great for orgasms, but any man who thinks sex is just about the climax isn't doing it right! We like snogging, feeling skin on skin, and giving pleasure too. Not even the best sex toy can offer that!!

Paging through my new favourite magazine Scarlet The Magazine That Turns Women On I came across some interesting new toys. These range in price from VERY expensive (£200 for the Pelvic Muscle Trainer Kegel Exerciser) to cheap and cheerful (£20 for a vibrating tongue ring).

The Pelvic Muscle Trainer Kegel Trainer is actually designed for women who suffer from stress incontinence, but it comes highly recommended if you want to tighten up your sex muscles and make them more responsive. Basically, it's a plastic tampon that you insert, which is powered by a wireless unit and it tones you up by delivering mild electric currents to your bits, making the muscles clench. You can control how strong the pulsing is... so no panicking that you'll be making your pubic hairs stand on end!!

The Tiggler is a vibrating tongue ring, and only really of any interest if you have a pierced tongue. Apparently you take out your normal barbell, and poke the Tiggler through the piercing. You then screw in the specially-designed watch battery underneath your tongue, and away you go! The review states not to bother making conversation... you'll feel like a hive of bees is nesting in your mouth!!! The review also rated it highly for novelty value, but did say it would be better for him-on-you rather than you-on-him action.

Whatever toys you have, I hope that you all have fun playing... I know I will!!

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

AmberSolaire 42M

8/27/2005 7:24 am

I love toys, n playing, n stockings, n santa, n.....................

rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
8/29/2005 5:53 am

mmmm... must remember to subscribe to that magazine...

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