Ten fantastic reasons why it's wonderful to be a woman!!  

helga_hansen 49F  
3122 posts
10/27/2005 6:56 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Ten fantastic reasons why it's wonderful to be a woman!!

* When a ship sinks, women (and children) get off first...

* A woman can hug her best friend without worrying she'll thinks she's gay...

* Women can talk to attractive members of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked...

* Women can choose from a wide range of styles at the hairdresser's. Men have just two options: short or very short...

* A woman can never be blamed if it's wet on the floor around the toilet bowel...

* If a woman cheats on her spouse, everyone will assume it's because she was being emotionally neglected...

* Women are capable of doing at least two different things to a passable standard at the same time...

* Women live longer than men...

* Women know how to cover up spots and other facial blemishes...

* If a woman inexplicably disappears for two weeks, one of her friends will notice...


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


methodman1000 40M
1775 posts
10/27/2005 8:38 am

hmmmm am sure for every ten reasons we guys have 20reasons why its wonderful to be a man,trust me...............


Priapeo 46M

10/27/2005 8:38 am

I would not be that happy about the "Women live longer" part... 1) it's after 70's anyway, 2) they say you live less between 20's and 40's

Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level then beats you with experience


Loosetooth 41M
1146 posts
10/27/2005 9:59 am

Well I am not going to take this lying down.....ten reasons why wonderful to be a man.....

1. We.....er.....well...................... cos Mens porn mags are better......take that Hanson!

Now number 2. mmmmmmmmm, ask Methodman. Brb.


rm_4nik8_4u 61M
2501 posts
10/27/2005 10:09 am

I can add more!

* A woman can have sex with another woman and men love it...
* A woman has more variety in clothes to choose from...
* Womens clothes are less expensive than mens...
* A woman has lingerie and other things to help them look sexy...
* A woman has "beauty consultants" to help them look their best...
* A woman has more power between her legs...
* A woman gets what she wants with a smile, men have to pay for it...
* A womans ad in the personals get thousands of responses, men have to beg for a few...

And LAST of all...

* A woman has compassion and shows mercy to the poor men...

How did I do?


Wackytits 53F

10/27/2005 12:59 pm

*Standard, female members can read profile's, unlike male standard members. Lol. xx


toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
10/27/2005 5:06 pm

... and most importantly women bring our children to this world...



PS: Love the new picture, btw.


HardlyYours4Now 52M

10/27/2005 8:09 pm

Okay, that's it. This demands a full-fledged reply. I'll see your ten reasons and raise you one. But you'll have to come see my response on my blog.

How I love to lure the little girls over to my blog...he-he


TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
10/28/2005 12:42 pm

And women can blame everything on hormones ... and on the failings of the men around them


rm_pchamp012004 55M
2672 posts
10/28/2005 5:32 pm

Your last reason is the one that hurts


rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
10/29/2005 6:03 am

lol


rm_Balanon2 49M
193 posts
10/31/2005 9:39 pm

* Women can be emotional and vulnerable, but still be attractive... if they don't become even more so! Guys have to suck it up an deal.

Agree with pchamp012004 though, it's the last one that hurts.


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

11/17/2005 7:10 pm

*want to show 4nik comapssion...and the power between my legs* lol

I think PMS-
Putting up with Men's Shit
outweighs many of the female pluses...



TTFN


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

11/17/2005 7:11 pm

compassion even..see what u do to me...nik..lmao

TTFN


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