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Porn Myths Exposed...
Porn Myths Exposed...
If you've ever been enjoying a session with a man, only to yelp in surprise when he deals you a sudden thwack to the arse, or wanted to slap him when he starts spewing lines like "you love it, you horny bitch", chances are he's fallen prey to the porn movie myths perpetuated by his X-rated stash. Here is a little enlightenment, guys!! These are the most tragic porn myths of all times...
PORN MYTH #1
Women love having their bare arses slapped at every opportunity!
According to a NetDoctor survey, 16% of women say they enjoy spanking, but that still leaves them in the minority. Then again, they could be onto something. Spanking brings blood to the surface of the skin, which makes it more sensitive to the touch and can enhance orgasm. Pain can also send a rush of sexy hormones and chemicals soaring through your body.
If you like the idea of a natural high, start slowly and go gently. Ask your partner to cup his hand slightly, which makes more sound (and what usually appeals) and produces less sting.
PORN MYTH #2
Hard, fast, unlubed anal sex is fantastic.
According to the Kinsey Report, only 10% of heterosexual couples regularly practice anal sex, and it's still something a lot of us find uncomfortable. Of course, when a sex act is rare, it is perceived as more erotic, hence men's fixation with it and the regularity it appears in porn films, where actresses seemingly adore every second. Even though you don't see it on the final product, the women do lube up before anal scenes.
Don't feel guilty about saying NO if you don't want to try anal sex, but if you're game, start slowly with a finger or a small toy. Use lots of lube, ideally silicone-based, and only progress if you feel relaxed enough. Don't feel that you have to take a thorough pounding. Remember anal sex is considered a high risk activity, SO USE A CONDOM!!
PORN MYTH #3
Having your genitals spat on is highly erotic!
A long session can dry out anyone, and saliva is a natural, practical way of wetting your whistle without reaching for the lube. But, in the world outside of porn films, spitting over someone can quite easily be read as offensive behaviour!!
If your man wants to spread saliva over your nethers, suggest that he goes down there and treats you to a spot of oral sex. If he's not up for that, he can put his fingers in your mouth and transfer your own saliva to where it's needed, or just use lube.
PORN MYTH #4
Sex is better with two-inch fingernails!
A lot of porn is made to cater to male tastes and men tend to respond well to glamour girls who adhere to the three Es: exaggerate, extend, enhance. Boobs are boosted, hair is extended, eyelashes are doubled and nails are glued on, despite the fact that shorter, blunter nails are more conducive to good sex.
So, if you''re planning to have sex that involves any degree of fingering, trim the nails. Otherwise you can scratch the delicate internal tissue which can lead to infections, or at the least, be chronically painful. And if you don't want to destroy your manicure... use your tongue!
PORN MYTH #5
The best places to ejaculate are on a woman's face, hair and eyes!
Although a porn star will occasionally come inside his partner, it's more common for him to pull out and generously spray his seed, most often over his co-star's face.
Despite claims to the contrary, semen is NOT good for the skin, but it does offer a safer sex alternative to a man ejaculating inside you, assuming the area splattered doesn't have any cuts. The breasts are a safe alternative a la the pearl necklace. To score real porno brownie points, ladies, rub it into your breasts while looking him directly in the eye.
PORN MYTH #6
The noisier the orgasm, the more powerful it is!
In the porn world, every single woman is a screamer, whether she's taking a cock in every available hole (usually quite a valid reason to scream), or while being masturbated over by a dozen chubby balding blokes with absolutely NO physical, let alone clitoral, contact. Remember... she is being paid to FAKE IT!!
Remember... do not fake it, otherwise you will be find yourself backed into an orgasmless corner, forced to keep up a charade. If your partner isn't hitting the spot, or you know you're not going to come, let him know the truth, even if the porn films don't!
Information sourced, courtesy of Scarlet, Issue 17, March 2006
2/22/2006 3:01 pm
Further proof that I am one of the lucky ones... my wife does like it all.....or at least she plays the role with gusto for me because she knows guys, ALL GUYS, deep down, love a slut. She evem went through the challenge of learning to ejaculate just for me. Now of course she does it for her, says she understands why guys like to do it so much now...and that my friends is no myth..................S.|
2/24/2006 3:12 am
hmmmm.... bit like Daniel... I'm gonna have to rethink my whole sex life....|
maybe I should stop watching the porn channel...and switch to Animal Planet...
2/26/2006 11:32 pm
Daniel... aaawww, sorry, hun. How about you just pretend you never read this? |
spars... you're a lucky guy then. I can't deny behaving like a slut sometimes but I think there's a time and a place!
GTB... mmmmmmmmmmmm... sometimes I think those animals could teach us a thing or two!
2/28/2006 1:22 am
Another myth: Most of the moaning and groaning is dubbed in after the scene is filmed. If it's badly dubbed, it looks a lot like a 70's Kung Fu movie. I saw one once with the actual audio. You could here the director say things like "Try to look a little less bored"|