Onions...  

helga_hansen 49F  
3122 posts
10/17/2005 9:14 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Onions...

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."

"Onions?"

"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."


This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of willies are there?"

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree.."

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."



Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


HardlyYours4Now 52M

10/17/2005 12:28 pm

Ouch! I'd better get busy now...


_pretty_fly_guy 32M
153 posts
10/17/2005 5:57 pm

lol very funny


AlbertPrince 58M

10/17/2005 10:37 pm

Oh to rest my head on a nice pair of onions


TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
10/17/2005 10:43 pm

Ouch ... that is a worrying thought! Just six and a half years until Christmas

Mind you, given that most Christmas trees are chopped off at the root ...


AmberSolaire 42M

10/17/2005 11:26 pm

Sighs and thanks god for viagra.


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
10/18/2005 11:34 am

Hardly... busy with what?

fly_guy... lol, I thought so too!

Al... I've only got pears

TQG... lol... I'm sure that snip isn't the first cut towards "timber!!"

AS... Viagra at your age??

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


digdug41 49M

10/18/2005 1:40 pm

roflmao good stuff helga

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


JJKittyKat 59F

10/18/2005 2:59 pm

THat was very good not long to go for some of us!!!


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