One liners...  

helga_hansen 49F  
3122 posts
11/2/2005 4:52 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

One liners...

Did you hear about the man who was so tight with his money he rang up a hooker and asked her what night she was free?

A brothel is like a circus, except a circus is a cunning array of stunts...

"Hi, my name is Martini" said the prostitute, "anytime, anyplace anywhere..."

Always marry a girl with small hands - it makes your dick look bigger...

The man was so boring, when he masturbated, his hand fell asleep...


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


Hobbes1025 46M

11/4/2005 11:59 pm

I like the sound of the first one. I haven't had sex since June 30, 1993. I was 22, and just recently turned 35. -But to be honest, as much as I would like to.., I don't think I would be able to with a hooker.
Unless she was free.............................................. rofl


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